Sufferin’ Succotash!
As well as you, I didn’t spend one nanosecond listening to the TFG/Musk livestream on Monday.
I’d rather watch grass grow.
I’d rather listen to gravel in my car’s hubcap.
But what we all missed got the attention of every late-night host or writing staff the following day: The Former Guy sounded like
Sylvester on steroids. No, not Stallone, the Looney Toons cartoon character, Sylvester the Cat, who craves the sweet taste of Tweetie Bird.
It is a speech impediment known as a “sloppy lisp.” You can hear it on this audio clip.
Was TFG having a “Polident moment”?
As explained by audio engineers, the lisp was an effect of audio compression for the livestream, as the Orange Buffoon sounded “just fine” from where he was videoed at home. Or, as TFG’s advisor, Steven Cheung helpfully observed: “Must be your sh**ty hearing. Get your ears checked out.”
Maybe so. But maybe Elon ought to look into who was in charge of Twitter’s (now X’s) audio compression programs, and why did he fire them.