Archive for July, 2024
Obama and Pelosi Pull Away from Biden
Obama has told close associates that Biden staying in the race is hurting all other races especially the House and Senate. Pelosi continues to work behind the scenes. Ball’s in Biden’s court – it’s just a matter of time, and not much time.
Let’s Buy Some Shirts!
Prior to July 13th, we had a Republican Party in love with guns. They couldn’t get enough of them. They bragged about shooting their errant dogs. They shot up cases and cases of Bud Light to make a point. They fried strips of bacon on their rifle barrels made hot by expanding gases exploding within them. They…well, you get the idea, right?
Then some 20-year-old confused kid shot up a Republican rally for their presidential nominee with an AR-style semi-automatic rifle, killing an innocent bystander, wounding another, nicking the former guy’s ear, before he himself was killed by a Secret Service sniper.
And now we’re being told to dial it down. Things have become too coarse. The language has become too vitriolic. Too violent. Too divisive. We must unite!
Nobody told Dan Crenshaw.
Right now you can click right here, and you can see a short movie on a T-shirt selling website about how Dan Crenshaw (R TX-02) will personally shoot a T-shirt full of holes and sell it to you for the low, low price of $50.00.
And they’re not just any old shirt, either. They proudly bear the message Survived the American Revolution.
But wait, there’s more! I have it on good authority that Crenshaw and his team have recently purchased a few truckloads of trousers from Huntington Beach’s “United States of Apparel”. Or at least $5281.30 worth, however many that is.
Whatcha gonna do with the pants, Danny boy?
Dem Leaders Turn up the Heat on Biden
Schumer and Jeffries have had hard conversations with Biden in the last few days, using data that Biden is behind TFG and falling farther behind. They’ve also told him that the money is drying up and that major donors are now withholding funding. Adam Schiff, who is now running for Senate in California, also publicly called for Biden to step aside warning that the Dems could lose the Senate if he doesn’t. Pelosi is also said to be working behind the scenes to let Biden down easy. Other Dems have also talked to him and have described as delusional his belief that he’s either tied or leading TFG in the polls. We’re starting to see cracks in his resolve, though, it’s now being reported that Biden said he’d drop out if a doctor told him he had a medical condition that would prevent him from doing his job. At least that’s a start.
As a reality check for those who are still laboring under the illusion that Biden can win this, here’s Nate Silver’s latest analysis from earlier today:
Time to face facts; Biden’s candidacy is over, and the longer he waits to step aside, the more humiliating it will be for him. The pressure is ratcheting up on a daily basis and there’s no sign it will weaken. Today Schumer got the DNC to postpone a virtual nomination vote, which was an attempt to cram Biden down the delegates’ throats before they convened. That vote won’t happen now until the first week of August, though it’s still scheduled before the convention.
We’re coming down to it. I’ll be surprised if this tragic episode lasts much longer than sometime next week. We’re long past time that this change should have been made. The time is NOW.
Ted Cruz Votes Eye(brows)
Sometimes, you just don’t notice how hard it is for those few who choose to put themselves in front of cameras… like all the time.
Someone once said not to get between Ted Cruz and a TV camera, or your life could be forfeit. Or if not, they should have. Ted likes him some free TV coverage.
But to do that, you have to look your best, which is why, as we all now know, Ted gets his brows done.
It’s here.
Or if that list is too long, we have it here as well.
Who is Lucky Layne Consulting LLC? It’s Aubrie Layne’s company name. She’s a licensed realtor and eyebrow shaper.
But $310? How much does it actually cost for a good eyebrow job? Friends here at the Salon tell me it depends on the kind of job. One kind lasts longer than another, and yes, you can tell the difference between a treated vs. an untreated brow.
It is important to look your best when addressing the RNC Convention. So you tell me.
Which is the “Before” photo?
(Note: Alfredo at the Dairy Queen may have had a hand in this revelatory news)