Archive for June, 2023

You Know Who I Won’t Miss?

June 05, 2023 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Chuck Todd, that’s who.

Todd was not a journalist, reporter, or fact finder.  He let both sides say outrageous things, lie, and deny reality and then congratulated himself on presenting both sides.

Vanna White could have done a better job.

Chuck Todd wasted the slot supposedly intended for truth-finding and replaced it with letter turning.  “Okay, there are 2 Ms in the puzzle.  Do you want to take a guess?”

You know, I screamed obscenities at him but he just kept breathing and that’s about all he ever did.

I wonder if Vanna is looking for work.  I think she could be trained.

Chuck, don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

 

When the inside and outside match

June 05, 2023 By: Nick Carraway Category: Uncategorized

Some years ago, Jack Black was cast in a comedy called “Shallow Hal”. The idea behind the movie was that Tim Robbins met him in an elevator and hypnotized him so that he would see someone’s inner beauty on the outside. He famously met Gwyneth Paltrow and saw who we normally see. In the movie, she was playing someone that was morbidly obese. One of the more interesting scenes had him viewing a woman that looked hideous to him, but to everyone else looked beautiful. They really didn’t explore that portion of the story that much. It seems that his altered perceptions went both ways.

The movie was a low budget comedy and wasn’t really meant to be a huge philosophical treatise on the world around us. It would seem that Kimberly Guilfoyle is beginning to look like that other woman in the film. There seems to come a time when what is on the inside and outside match. It is a fascinating thing for someone my age. She isn’t much older than me and I expect to see a number of women like her at my 30th high school reunion this summer.

Don’t get me wrong. I don’t enjoy this as much as it looks like I enjoy it. Schadenfreude is shameful as we noted in an earlier piece. There is the very real consideration that enjoying something like this too much makes you an ugly person on the inside. The whole point of the exercise is that the ugly on the inside eventually makes it to the outside. I typically enjoy these types of events because you get to catch up with people you liked in school but also get to take a look at the road not travelled. In my case, there were obvious road blocks on those roads so that a part of me enjoys seeing that life turned out better because I wasn’t allowed to travel down that road.

Guilfoyle has lived an interesting life. She was once married to Gavin Newsome, then became a very popular and appealing face on Fox News, and finally wound up with Donald Trump Jr. Obviously, that arc could be seen as pointed up or pointed down based on your perception of those events. I imagine most people here see that as a pointedly dissenting arc from the top shelf to something someone might kick into the dustpan of history.

So, I leave this with only a few jokes and comments. Someone wise once said a picture paints a 1000 words and far be it from to me add a ton of words to that picture. As people around here know far too well, I could write 1000 words about just about anything. So, I stop and leave this for everyone to enjoy.

Oh My, It’s Nixon Again

June 01, 2023 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, I’m finding this hard to believe but  New York Times has reported that a Trump aide, Margo Martin, routinely recorded interviews Trump gave, so there might be more audio recordings in the hands of the special counsel.

More. Tapes. Kapow!

And since even Nixon had a better grip on reality than Trump, Bozo Boy will claim the tapes are AI with enhanced audio affects provided by Elon Musk and Jimmy Carter.

Every picture I’ve seen of Jack Smith he looks serious and downright grim.  You know he’s smiling in private, right?

One more thing.  Republicans are saying that Joe Biden is senile. Okay, let’s pretend that is true.  Then, I gotta say this: a senile Joe Biden is still a helluva lot smarter than Kevin McCarthy.