Archive for December, 2022

Terminal

December 05, 2022 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Trump called for “termination of the Constitution.” I think Arnold Schwarzenegger should sue.

They are having trouble getting any Republicans to disavow TFG’s statement.

Rep. David Joyce (R-Ohio) on Sunday declined to denounce former President Trump for  suggesting the termination of the Constitution’s election provisions over unfounded claims of mass electoral fraud in 2020.

Meanwhile in Iran, they abolished the Morality Police and the hijab rule is under review.

Damn, y’all.  Which direction is up?

As a sidenote, I just heard from one of my The Carolinas friends. He says while he’s thrilled that Biden wants to move the opening of the Democratic presidential primary to South Carolina, he just wants to warn us that this will certainly result in North Carolina want to open reunification plans.

Why South Carolina? Biden is president today because he got a last minute strong endorsement from Rep. Jim Clyburn. What a lovely way to say thank you!  And …. What the hell kind of chance do you think Kamala Harris would have of winning Iowa or New Hampshire?  Come on, man.

 

The El Grande Cringe

December 04, 2022 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Texas Congressvarmint Dan Crenshaw is quickly becoming the man most likely to make you cringe in Texas.

He’s currently involved in a Battle Royal with the Federal Elections Commission. While the ultimate victor is yet to be announced, Crenshaw has signed an agreement to pay one of the biggest fines I have ever seen the FEC levy. But, don’t get too excited because he agreed to accept a $42,000 fine for taking $200,000 in illegal campaign contributions.

The problem is that he’s not paying back the illegal contributions at a rate you’d expect from a man who fully admitted he took the contributions knowing they were illegal, and – hold on to your panties – think he might can be president one day.

The money came from 125 individuals, two PACs, four corporations, and three limited liability companies, the FEC said. The prohibited corporate contributions included gifts from law firms, real estate entities, and a wealth management company, according to FEC notices.

The campaign appears to have drawn the stiff fine after failing to return the contributions in a timely manner. In fact, more than a year and a half after the FEC first flagged the violations, Crenshaw still hadn’t released all the money. And the money he did turn over had claw marks on it.

The FEC sent the first of four notices in October 2020, and in December of that year the campaign promised it would either return or re-designate the unlawful contributions. But the vast majority of the refunds and re-designations—more than $207,000 worth—were returned “between 115 and 612 days late,” well outside the 60-day grace period, according to the report. As of this May, the campaign still hadn’t returned $3,216.50.

Dan, if my light bill is 612 days late, I’d be sitting in the dark melting.

Good Lord, Dan, it’s been two years, a couple of galas, a book tour, and a mini campaign ad with you jumping out of airplanes. Pay your fine and admit you’re for sale or at least for rent.

 

Reality Sets In

December 04, 2022 By: El Jefe Category: 2020 Election, 2024 Election, Corruption, Insurrection, Trump

In a Truth Social post this week, TFG signaled to the public that reality has set in at Mar a Lago.  Not only is there now a special prosecutor hot on his trail, his announcement a few weeks ago that he’s running for president again went over like a fart in church.  These facts emphasize that not only is his ability to take back the White House is in serious jeopardy, his chances of even being nominated are greatly diminished.  Only his rabid supporters are still behind him, and Republicans in Congress are desperately trying to help him get elected to extract pardons for themselves for their participation in the insurrection before and after January 6th.  All of this is as obvious as pink ballet slippers on a bull rider.

At this point, TFG’s only chance of avoiding criminal prosecution for any number of crimes is to actually be the occupant of the Oval Office.  Since the chance of him winning in 2024 are very slim to nada, reality has set in; this is why he’s gone full Daniel Ortega, calling for “…the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the Constitution,” repeating his lies about non-existent massive fraud in 2020.  Knowing that he can’t win in 2024, he’s doubled down on negating the lawful outcome of Biden’s win and calling for  “installing” himself as president by suspending the Constitution and all federal election law.  Left with little else, he’s Fat Elvis, playing his hits from 2020 for his decrepit fan base trying to stay relevant and keeping the spotlight on himself.  He’s even taken an assist from Elon Musk who is leading the field for first prize in Worst Investment of 2022 after his purchase, and subsequent trashing, of Twitter.  Musk has threatened the release of the “Twitter Files” which reveal supposed “free speech suppression” by former management by refusing to allow conspiracy theories about “Hunter’s laptop” during the 2020 election on the platform.  Hard to tell what Musk is trying to do besides setting a world record for destroying $44 billion of wealth in the shortest amount of time.

TFGland is in full frenzy about now with every resident frantically trying to stay out of jail.  Like all other radical movements, this one will soon collapse.  The sooner the better.

 

 

Try Harder, America!

December 03, 2022 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

We have some pretty crappy scandals in this country.  Hunter Biden has a laptop – a laptop he’d rather not share with the world. Oh my.  Hillary Clinton had – shocker! – email. Can you even imagine a grown woman with email? Donald Trump wanted to grab women by the papaya. Honey, you could smell perversion on that man in the next zip code. Admit it, when you saw that guy, you put your fruit under lock and key.

Nobody understands financial crimes and scandals because we’ve never had enough money to criminalize it. Shoplifting and hot checks is about all that’s left.  Louie Gohmert has probably come close to that, but he’s not in office anymore and that takes all the fun out of it.

Hell, you can have dinner with a damn Nazi and it appears to be the fault of southern hospitality and good manners.

Nah … America needs a fun scandal – a scandal we can understand and enjoy.

Like South Africa.

They say it appears to be about $500,000 but that he could have stolen up to $3 million.  And put it in his sofa like a damnfool.

Now, that right there is a scandal we can all enjoy.

 

Friday Toon

December 02, 2022 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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