Okay, so here’s the deal. Roger Stone is royally scared about what text messages are on the phone that Alex Jones’ lawyer dumped on my son Mark.
The ongoing Stone meltdown follows the notorious self-described dirty trickster calling Sandy Hook family lawyer Mark Bankston a “watermelon head” a day prior.
Watermelon head. Damn, I did not have that on my bingo card. Poopie face, yes. Thou knotty pated fool, yes. Gutless radical left whack job, yes. Watermelon head, never in a million years.
Through the miracle of modern journalism I’ve known since today that a watermelon head is …
… somebody who melonhead (plural melonheads) (US) One of a group of legendary beings, known in parts of Michigan, Ohio, and Connecticut, and generally described as small humanoids with bulbous heads who occasionally emerge from hiding-places to attack people.
With the exception of being small (he’s six foot, around 200 lbs), that pretty much describes him dead solid perfect. And of course I wouldn’t have known any of this because it happened in some foreign states.
I do not know what’s on the phone. My son will not tell me because he does not want to make bond for me.
So anyway, if Roger Stone ever challenges you to an insult contest, you take that bet.
Here’s some pictures you may enjoy.
These people were in front of the Travis County courthouse ever day. This guy’s sign said, “The only thing that died at Sandy Hook was The Truth!” That’s Bill and Kyle after the verdict.
And here from the left is T.J. (Neil and Scarlet’s surviving son) Wes, Bill, Mark, Neil, Scarlett, and Kyle.
And if you want to understand what “caps” mean in Texas, here’s Mark explaining it.
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