The Jones bankruptcy hearing is ongoing.  I just got information that you can overhear everything by dialing 832-917-1510, conference code 590153.

It starts at 9:00 am Texas time.  Put your phone on mute.

Sorry for the late notice.

Okay, if you missed it, bankruptcy lawyers, who get paid by the hour, kicked it down the road.  Next hearing will be next Friday at 3:00.  Same number and code.  It’s a little hard to follow because there’s so many lawyers.  You’ve got Jones’s lawyers, and three sets of lawyers opposing the bankruptcy – the Texas plaintiffs, the Connecticut plaintiffs, and the Department of Justice.

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Okay, so here we are.

So, Judge Guerra Gamble was not a happy camper yesterday. She believes the bankruptcy notice was improperly filed, but there is nothing she can do until the bankruptcy court makes a decision.  We are all hoping that will happen within 30 days.

Meanwhile, Jones has decided that he needs himself some immunity from being prosecuted for the crime of sedition.  So, he sent his goofy lawyer Norm Pattis to tell the Justice Department he might be interested in testifying.

As a condition of being interviewed by federal investigators, Mr. Jones, who is known for his rants about the “Deep State” and its supposed control over national affairs, has requested immunity from prosecution.

“He distrusts the government,” Mr. Pattis said.

Well, allow me, please, to assure you that the feeling is mutual.

Okay, let’s assume there’s even one person on the planet who would believe anything Jones says.  The odds of getting that person on the jury panel is pretty slim considering it is probably Majorie Taylor Greene.

So, on we go.

The upside is that the judge is ordering Jones to pay legal fees and the families for all the delays caused by Jones.

Just a note: some of you nice people have asked if you could contribute toward the legal fees.  There are no legal fees. This case was taken on contingency. If the lawyers win, they get paid. If they don’t, they pay all legal expenses out of their pockets. The judge’s order has helped significantly with that.

Madison Cawthorn is living proof that you don’t need to walk to slither.

A former aide, Lisa Wiggins, said of him …

“He’s a habitual liar and he’s going to say and do anything he can to your face but behind your back he’s completely opposite,” Wiggins said. “People need to know how this man really is…He’s still got a lot of people fooled.”

And then the hammer finds the nail and it makes the headline.

That pretty much covers it.

Tucker Carlson has a new series he calls Tucker Carlson Originals. I do not even know where to start about his latest hootenanny of pearl clutching horror.  Tucker believes that testosterone levels in men are dropping ten percent a decade and it’s gonna cause all manner of earthly destruction.

He has a preview of his series.

https://twitter.com/NikkiMcR/status/1515130557675581442?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1515130557675581442%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mediaite.com%2Ftv%2Fwe-regret-to-inform-you-that-tucker-carlsons-new-special-does-in-fact-promote-testicle-tanning%2F

Apparently his solution is for all men to become gay.  Let me quote my friend Harris.

I am sitting here next to my gay husband living my gay life reading a gay novel as research for my new gay book…and yet I am not and will never be as gay as whatever is haunting Tucker Carlson’s fantasies.

But I haven’t gotten to the good part yet. And, of yes, there is a good part.

In the preview did you notice the guy standing full commando on a mountain top with something radiating on his winkie?  Let me try to be delicate here. Tucker Carlson thinks men should “tan their testicles.”

Yeah, burn their balls. Would I lie to you about this?  No, I would not.

And burning balls is the good part, my friend.

Just in case you’re new here, as luck would have it I am close personal friends with one of the attorneys in the Texas lawsuit against Alex Jones for defaming parents at Sandy Hook.  If you want to catch up with what I have written in the past, I ran a goggle for you.

After years of Jones doing everything possible to keep this case from going to trial, including hiring and firing lawyers almost monthly to get continuances, the judges in the Texas and the Connecticut lawsuits both found Jones guilty.

The part of the case that is to determine monetary damages is set to start in Austin, Texas, this coming Monday morning. So, as a last ditch effort after Jones’ last lawyer got caught tampering with evidence, Jones up and files bankruptcy.

You can read about it here.

And there’s lots of conjecture about it on Twitter from reputable sources.

Please notice that Jones did not declare personal bankruptcy, just bankruptcy on three of his businesses.  He absolutely does not want people poking around in his personal wealth.  However, he is being personally sued.

It’s set to be heard this Friday and I am told we might be able to watch online. I promise to let you know as soon as I find out. It is clearly a ploy but he’s hired big gun lawyers for the first time.

Meanwhile …

In a court filing released Friday, Judge Maya Guerra Gamble ordered that Jones and his company Free Speech Systems, LLC, pay a total of $1,078,653 to several people suing Jones for lies he spread about them on his conspiracy platform Infowars. He has 30 days to pay the more than $1 million sum to the different parties, according to the filing.

So, there’s a kickstart to rustling up a real bankruptcy for Jones.

I will keep you updated if I can.