Archive for February, 2021

More Than I Want To Know

February 01, 2021 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

For a while here, we have followed the massive amounts of money that RNC Chairperson Ronna McDaniels spend on hair and makeup at donors’ expense. Thousands, y’all, thousands of dollars.

Well, Honey, I am all for the public’s right to know and transparency and all that, but there are some things I’d buy out of my own pocket …

 

Checking the date on it, it was the day after the Loeffler and Warnock debate and the day before Georgia certifies the election for Biden. I guess she was trying to hold it together.

By the way, those of you who like to scroll through the expenditures (like exactly what office supplies did they buy at PetSmart?) just click right here.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen Queen for the smirk.

 

If You Don’t Vote, You Can’t … No, No, Wait, You Can

February 01, 2021 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Come to find out most of those domestic terrorists who tried to overthrow the government with violence did not even bother to vote. Probably because they were too busy playing tough guy on the Internet Machine.

Come on, dudes, how can we steal something from you that you never owned?

Thelma says they didn’t vote because paramilitary outfits, while fine at Trump rallies, WalMart, and Fast Eddie’s Cold Beer and Pool Emporium, it just doesn’t look right in the voting line at the elementary school.

And while I agree with Thelma that it could be a fashion accessory problem, most of these guys don’t vote because they can’t figure out how to use the machines and they won’t ask for directions.