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Holeeee Cow, Roger Stone came up with the coolest conspiracy theory ever.

Stone claims, without any inkling of proof, that North Korea interfered in our election.  Well, I shouldn’t say no proof. He does have some details.

He says —

“I just learned of absolute incontrovertible evidence of North Korean boats delivering ballots through a harbor in Maine, the state of Maine,” Stone said. “If this checks out, if law enforcement looked into that and it turned out to be true, it would be proof of foreign involvement in the election.”

Okay, here’s a map.

See the little red dot?  That’s North Korea.

I trust you know where Maine is.

Helluva trip.  Plus, I would think North Korean boats in a Maine harbor would draw some attention.  We don’t trade with North Korea.

See, here they come up with true facts and everybody just laughs at them.

Well, Trump was right about one thing in his 46 minute hissy fit —

New York Attorney General Letitia James has vowed to continue her office’s investigation into President Donald Trump’s businesses that are based in the state.

Eric Trump has given a deposition and Ivanka was deposed on December 1 about the Inaugural Committee’s 2016 expenditures.  I guess they both told Dad about how serious this is.

Houston Republican Lacey Hull won the District 138 Texas House race by 2,000 votes out of 65,000.

Lacey Hull

When voters in District 138 went to the polls, what they did not know is that on the morning of November 3rd, Lacey’s husband filed for divorce, citing “Respondent has committed adultery” as one of the causes of the divorce.  Texas has no-fault divorce so it was unnecessary to list the cause.  But, there it is.

Lacey was endorsed by the Katy Christian Magazine and the president of the Eagle Forum.

The alleged partner in this broken vows is Cole Hefner, an East Texas state representative with seven children and a proud member of the South Jefferson Baptist Church.

Cole Hefner

Apparently it was known but kept quiet among some Republicans that this was coming.  A few of her endorsers had their names removed from her endorsement list.  Others didn’t know or didn’t care.

My friends over at Living Blue Texas have the whole story and all the paperwork.  Job well done, guys.

To be honest, I am fed to my head with holier-than-thou stories coming from Republicans so when one shows their true colors and then hides it from voters to boot, I’m ready to call names.

Here’s two minutes of it.

Statement by Donald J. Trump, The President of the United States

Full Video: https://t.co/EHqzsLbbJG pic.twitter.com/Eu4IsLNsKD

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 2, 2020

I am blessed with friends who, if I had given that speech, would have stopped me a couple of minutes in and hollered at me to get off my pity pot, told me to drop the wine and the other whine, too, then put on my big girl panties and grab hold of reality by both ears and stay on that bull until the buzzer sounded.

I would have done because I have the best friends.

Donald Trump does not have friends like that.  He’s never wanted friends who are willing to keep him from embarrassing himself in public, so … that explains it.

But, really, 46 minutes?  You’d think somebody would have rushed in with an antidepressant 15 minutes in.

Carter Page.

Remember him?

He was about the screwiest guy on the Trump Caboose. I mean, this guy made all the rest of them look sane.

Last week, Page filed a $75 million dollar lawsuit against Jame Comey, Andrew McCabe, Kevin Clinesmith, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, Joe Pientka III, Stephen Somma, Brian J. Auten, the Department of Justice, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and for good measure, the United States of America for what he describes as ruining his life.

He’s got a lawyer and everything.

https://twitter.com/McAdooGordon/status/1332419313274384386

Think about it, though, $75 million would buy a whole lot of therapy.  And everything in the Williams Sonoma catalog.  Let me make it clear that I do not want everything in the Williams Sonoma catalog, I just want enough money to do it.

Thanks to Kary for the heads up.