Archive for November, 2020

Oh Happy Thanksgiving

November 20, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

If you hurry real fast, you can see this video of a Border Patro Agent buying tamales through Trump’s border fence.

Click right here.

 

Tamales are tradition Thanksgiving food across the border and in Texas.

This is the start of brotherhood.

Thanks to Paul for the heads up.

 

Tucker!

November 20, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Well, I’d like to feel sorry for him, but …

 

.. never, never ever will I feel sorry for Tucker.  I hope they poke him with their Trump flags.

Thanks to everybody for the gleeful heads up.

Best I Can Figure

November 20, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The best I can figure, Trump is saying that the election was crooked because (1) they let black people vote, and (2) they counted those votes just like they do normal people.

President Trump’s efforts to reverse the outcome of the 2020 election through legal action have become increasingly focused on throwing out votes in cities in key electoral battlegrounds, a development that would impact significant Black populations.

And black people have taken notice.

According to an analysis done by the Voter Participation Center (VPC), approximately 1 million more Black Americans across the country cast ballots in 2020 than in 2016, an increase of 1 percent in terms of Black voter turnout rate. Per the VPC, voters of color pushed Biden’s margin of victory by 1.8 percent, Black voters accounting for 0.5 percent of that.

Remember when Trump was running in 2016 and he asked black people, “What have you got to lose?”  Yeah, well, that didn’t age well.

 

Geraldo And The Bright Idea Sweepstakes

November 20, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Geraldo Rivera, Fox News correspondent-at-large, has come up with a solution for Donald Trump’s recent bad mood.  Honey, it’s a doozy.

Speaking on Friday morning’s Fox & Friends, Rivera suggested naming the COVID-19 vaccine after Trump so he doesn’t feel so bad about himself. Rivera said: “With the world so divided and everybody telling him he’s got to give up and it’s time to leave and time to transition and all the rest of it, why not name the vaccine ‘The Trump?’

Well, one pretty good reason not to is that you don’t give a man a medal for firefighting when he starts the fire.

You know, I guess the part that bothers me most is that these are the same people who walked around with big signs that said, “F*** Your Feelings.”

Trump had nothing to do with Pfizer’s vaccine. They didn’t take government money. And best I understand it, Dolly Parton (Could you possibly love her any more than you already do?) had far more to do with Moderna’s research than Trump did.

 

I have a better idea – let’s name nasal congestion after Geraldo.

Thanks to Carl for the heads up.

 

Somebody Please Take That Damn Phone Away From Him

November 19, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so you know about the board of canvassers in Michigan where the two Republicans refused to certify the vote even though is it just procedural.  Then they decided to sign anyway and then they decided not to.

I know, difficult to believe they are grown-ups.

Earlier this week, Trump called a member of Wayne County’s Board of Canvassers this week after a contentious meeting in which she first refused, and then agreed, to certify election results from the state’s largest county. She subsequently released an affidavit seeking to “rescind” her vote for certification — a move that the secretary of state’s office said was impossible.

Trump called a member of the … what the hell?

He was afraid people had pressured her or talked ugly to her. He was worried about her feelings? What is it they tell us to do with our feelings?  Screw them?  Okay, well, maybe Trump suddenly got religion.

I wonder whose feelings he’ll care about next?

 

Uh Oh, Only His Hairdresser Knows For Sure

November 19, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Bless his heart.

 

Thanks again to Kary for the heads up.