Hardly even knew him.

Seriously – his timing could not be more perfect.  This was yesterday.

Kolfage is the loudmouthed founder of this operation and will be sharing a cell with Bannon, which will be gross because Bannon doesn’t look like he showers near enough.

You gotta wonder what GFM was censoring.  Good Lord, the whole wall thing was founded on racism so it couldn’t be that, ya know.

Now this is cool.  This is Kolfage’s boat.

The boat is called the War Fighter and this picture is from his Instagram.  Actually, according to the indictment, Kolfage used some of the more than $350,000 he received from “We Build the Wall Funds” to make “payments toward a boat.” That, I guess, would be this boat.  I imagine the Trump flags were more expensive than the boat.  And the blonde in the bikini couldn’t be cheap, on the other hand … ya never know.

You can read the US Attorney’s announcement here. Bannon, et al were indicted for defrauding tens of thousands of donors to a crowd funded scam of “We Build the Wall” that collected $25 million.  Bannon and his partners are accused of funneling over $1.5 million to themselves through fake invoices and dummy non-profits.  Bannon himself took $1 million.  The DOJ has got them dead to rights.  Maybe they’ll try to get Bannon to flip on Trump for some unrelated charge, but as JJ said, expect pardons for these thieves.

Y’all don’t bother me right now.  I am very busy dancing on the table tossing glitter around and blasting Honky Tonk Woman (my holy song) on every speaker in the house.

It’s a federal felony.

There will be a pardon.  I assure you of that. But, first we dance.

UPDATED

I went ahead and broke open a bottle of wine.  It’s only 10:00 am Texas time but ya gotta celebrate when ya gotta celebrate.

Trump, dammit.

He said they were patriotic Americans.  Nothing could be further from the truth.  They are domestic terrorists.

Michele Obama was right.  It can get worse, and it just did.

Last weekend, “senior advisor” Jared Kushner made the Sunday morning talkshow circuit arrogantly crowing about his own negotiating prowess after Trump announced the surprise Middle East “peace” agreement between Israel and the United Arab Emirates. Welp, now we know how that got done…the New York Times is reporting that Trump has made a quiet behind the scenes agreement with the UAE to sell them F-35 stealth fighters and advanced technology drones.  They’re going to use those weapons to threaten…wait for it…Israel.  So, let’s be clear – Jared’s excellent negotiating skill he took credit for last Sunday was actually father in law’s bribery to get the UAE to sign on the dotted line, get a favorable headline, and, BTW, to throw Israel under the bus.

That’s called quid pro quo, just like he tried out with Ukraine, Stormy Daniels, and Roger Stone.  Yeah, it’s that bad.