Some very-pro Trump has come up with something that everyone needs (and this is very real).

Yes, it is a pro-Trump whiskey glass with a bullet lodged in it.  You can go to the actual webpage right here.

And the words – oh, the words.

Doesn’t break when people take shots at it, just like The Donald himself. No other president in history has faced the level of scrutiny that Donald Trump is under, that’s why we’re offering this Trump 45 Real Bullet glass to you.

Poor Trump. He’s such a victim of the free press. No other president has had a free press.

But yet …

No matter how much social media or the mainstream networks want to shoot him down, he continues to soar like a majestic and beautiful blond eagle.

Okay, wipe the snot off your face.  There’s more.

Hand wash only
Assembled in the USA
Note: This glass won’t actually stop a bullet, so please don’t try anything stupid with it.

Don’t do anything stupid with it because it’s stupid enough all on its own.

“Assembled in the USA?”  Assembled?  What, you put the hole in the top so you can drink out of it?  You stuck a shell casing in it. Hell, my Aunt Lillian could do that by the case in one morning.

Thanks to Gene for the heads up.

House Minority Lame Leader Kevin McCarthy is running around in circles, grabbing the seat of his pants trying to put out the fire.

We’re cousins on this one, Kev.  I wouldn’t turn my back on a cop right now either.

Trump is arguing with a robot.

They met at Empathy Anonymous.

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New NBC / Wall Street Journal Poll …

Eight out of 10 voters believe that things are out of control in the United States, with majorities still concerned about the spread of the coronavirus, pessimistic about the economy returning to normal before next year and down on President Donald Trump’s ability to unite the nation.

Eight out of 10.  The other two are watching Tiger King and can’t be bothered.

Attorney General Bill Barr heaved his butt on morning teevee this morning.  In a rambling lawyerite interview, he denied that chemical irritants were used on peaceful protestor at the White House.

MARGARET BRENNAN: There were chemical irritants the park police has said–

BARR: No, there were not chemical irritants. Pepper spray is not a chemical irritant. 

I can see where he got confused.  This was gluten-free, organic, natural, non-GMO, raised without cages pepper spray so that ain’t no damn chemical.

Hey, everything is chemical, except, you know, ideas — like peace, love, empathy, tolerance.  Everything else is a chemical.  In a restaurant (remember those?) some guy four tables over speaking very loudly is a chemical irritant.

Look, pepper spray ain’t Agent Orange, but it’s not Eau de Democracy either.

So, while Barr is Attorney General, pepper spray will be known as a spicy baptism.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up.