Archive for July, 2019

Speaking of Rats And Maggots

July 29, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Oddly enough, Trump must not have realized that his less than adorable son-in-law owns property in Baltimore County and it is a rodent infested mess where no human would want to live.

In 2017, Baltimore County officials revealed that apartments owned by the Kushner firm were responsible for more than 200 code violations, all accrued in the span of the calendar year. Repairs were made only after the county threatened fines, local officials said, and even after warnings, violations on nine properties were not addressed, resulting in monetary sanctions.

In an investigation by the New York Times and Pro Publica published earlier that year, tenants of Kushner properties reported mouse infestations, mold problems and maggots. A private investigator who looked into Kushner’s property management company, Westminster Management, described the managers as “slumlords.”

Well, isn’t that kinda what Trump wants to be for America?  A slumlord.

 

 

Sing Along: Ain’t No Fence High Enough by The Supremes

July 26, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The Supremes gave permission for Trump to use defense department money to build the wall.

The court’s five conservative justices gave the administration the greenlight to begin work on four contracts it has awarded using Defense Department money. Funding for the projects had been frozen by lower courts while a lawsuit over the money proceeded. The court’s four liberal justices wouldn’t have allowed construction to start.

Oh yeah, he’s also starting a war with defense department funds.

 

Friday Toons

July 26, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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In Case You Missed It

July 26, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

My own personal congressvarmint, Pete Olson – the man who does diddle squat and does that without making a sound – is retiring.

Two years ago, this safe GOP seat, once occupied by Tom DeLay, saw a 5 point victory margin due to changing demographics.  Pete may be an idiot, but he knows shrinking numbers.

Troy Nehls

His replacement on the GOP ticket will likely be Sheriff Troy Nehls, who is about 5′ 4″ and is armed with a degree from Liberty University.  He cannot say the words President Obama so he calls him, “that clown in Washington.” He is to the right of Donald Trump but with far less education.  He also has strange blonde hair.  However, we expect the Republicans to have a blood letting in their primary.

Democrats will likely nominate Sri Preston Kulkarni to herald our ticket.  Sri was our nominee two years ago and turned out Asian voters like we’ve never seen before.

 

Breaking News! Breaking News! Everybody Scamper Around In All Directions Shouting, “The Russians Are Coming!”

July 25, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

No, wait. Wait. Stop. Wait.

They’ve already been here and have set up housekeeping somewhere in Ohio.

 

 

The Senate Intelligence Committee has released its long-awaited bipartisan report on election security and Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election.

It’s 67 pages long and is heavily redacted.  Click here to see it.

For your viewing pleasure, here is one of my personal favorite redactions.

 

 

What is ?  Some kind of code?  “See, we didn’t redact the entire paragraph.”  No, you didn’t. You left a peep hole for crazy people.

I haven’t read but about 15 pages so far and it gave me a headache.  But best I can figure, when they say they saw no evidence that any votes were changed or that any machines were manipulated, they are pretty much just guessing.

I’m probably gonna read the rest of it.

 

We Assume They’ll Do The Guilty Ones First But You Never Know

July 25, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Because Trump has not fed his cult enough red meat, he’s throwing in some blood.

Attorney General William Barr directed the the federal government Thursday to resume capital punishment after nearly two decades and has directed the Bureau of Prisons to schedule the execution of five inmates after adopting an updated execution protocol.

They could not have picked a better topic to throw at Democrats, who oppose the death penalty and even have it in our party platform, to call us socialists and liberals who don’t support law and order. And to make it even juicier

Attorney General William Barr directed the Bureau of Prisons to schedule the executions of five inmates convicted of murder and other crimes. The executions have been scheduled for December 2019 and January 2020.

What a great way to kick off an election year!

The last federal execution was in 2003, under – ta da – idiot child Bush.

I want my country back.