Archive for May, 2019

Please, Please, Please, Be Graham

May 18, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so now we know that Michael Flynn was contacted by a member of congress who was trying to keep him from cooperating with Mueller.

My heart says, please let it be Lindsey Graham.

My head knows it Devin Nunes.

My whole damn body says, “Why the damn hell hasn’t anybody been indicted over this?”

Next time, I’m just tellin’ ya, get me pointed special prosecutor.  I believe that you can indict the president because nobody – not even the president – is above the law.

 

KISS Your Patootie

May 18, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, since Trump and Bolton are fighting each other over where and when we go to war, I was a tad disturbed that the Pentagon had not held a daily press briefing in a full year.  Yep, May 18th of 2018 was the last Pentagon daily press briefing.

So, yesterday they finally held a daily press briefing, which is now the yearly press briefing.  And to show their respect for the press and the American people, they went all out.

As the frontman of KISS, Gene Simmons occupies rarefied air — a rock star who entertains arenas filled with adoring fans. On Thursday, Simmons joined another exclusive club, conducting only the second on-camera press briefing at the Department of Defense in the last year.

To uphold the proper seriousness of the event, Simmons did not wear his usual make-up.  However, I don’t see how that would have made a difference.

And this is where we’re at.

Thanks to P.P. for the heads up.

Friday Toons

May 17, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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Information Gathering

May 16, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Donald Trump wants to hear from you concerning the burning issues of our time.  I guess Trump is getting a little antsy during his Executive Time because he has a new hobby – whining about social media.

See, I don’t understand this whole Facebook is being mean to me thing. It’s not like the health care system or the IRS is being mean to you. It’s like they are being mean to you over at Joe’s Bar. So quit going to Joe’s Bar. Nobody makes you go to Facebook.  Or Twitter.

Trump doesn’t care about much, but he really really cares about social media because he has the social maturity of a 12 year old.

So, he invented a place on the damn White House website for you to whine about how unfair social media is.

I’m not kidding.

Trust me with the above link.  Click it and you will be taken to Trump’s idea of important crap.  Immediately after you okay the first page they start collecting information on you – your name, phone number, whether or not you’re a citizen, your profile on social media, your email address, and then they ask this —

 

 

Okay, seriously, how many Trump supporters know that information?

Then they give you the caveat.

 

 

Click here for the user agreement.

Okay, so nobody is going to read what you wrote but they will harvest the information when it comes time to empty your pockets for Trump’s election.

Just thought you’d want to see your tax dollars at work.

Thanks to Sam for the heads up.

Space Pirates! UPDATED!

May 16, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Oh y’all.  A year ago, Donald Trump said that he wanted to form a Space Force.  Then it was never mentioned again because Trump gave all our money to his rich friends and by golly, we’re broke in more ways than one.

But then, then, of yeah then … Ted Cruz remembered and read something cold that somebody else wrote.

There’s one more thing you can add to the Trump Doctrine that we need to be afraid of.

 

 

Hey, listen to the man. Do you think anybody else would know more about what’s happening in outer space than Ted Cruz?

UPDATE:

The saddest Tweet I’ve ever seen.

 

 

People on Tweeter began to make fun of Cruz’s Space Force so what does he do?  He complains  whines to the guy who owns Twitter that people are making fun of him when HE’S RIGHT!

Now we get to make fun of him for not knowing the difference between a pirate and a privateer.

Some men are just so self destructive.

 

Capital Challenge 5k

May 15, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

This morning was the Capital Challenge 5k, where the press, lawmakers and judiciary get together for an annual morning run.

And the runners aren’t the only jokes there.

 

 

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.