Archive for December, 2018

My Theory

December 18, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Ole Bubba tells me all manner of legal mumbo talko that there are legal reason the judge postponed the sentencing of Mike Flynn.

Nope. I am not buying that.

The judge, God love him,  just cannot give the privilege of being the one who says, “Lock him up.”

That, my friends, is real justice.

 

 

So Shocking

December 18, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

You know how when you rob a bank but then agree to give back the money and you are totally innocent like it didn’t happen?

Yeah, well … the same exact thing happened to the Trump Foundation.

… Trump‘s charity, the Donald J. Trump Foundation, has agreed to dissolve amid allegations from the New York Attorney General’s office that it engaged in a “shocking pattern of illegality.”

I think it’s the shocking part that got to him.

New York Attorney General Barbara Underwood announced Tuesday that her office will continue to pursue its lawsuit against the foundation.

Shocking, totally shocking.

 

Please ‘Splain

December 18, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

There’s many things in this world that I don’t understand. Many. As far as I’m concerned teevee is a miracle and there is no understanding it.  You just turn it on and thank smart people.

So, I’m looking for some smart people to ‘splain to me this: Michael Flynn is a genuine Bond villain. All the man needs a white cat and a guy with a bowler hat.  Unless, of course, there’s a plot twist and Michael Flynn is not the villain, but (whisper) his son is, and Flynn is like Solo coming to terms with Kylo Ren.

Okay, okay, see I don’t get it. How come Flynn, who is like mega dangerous and admits to lying to the FBI, walks away free and Martha Stewart goes to jail. It’s a crazy world, y’all. Somethin’ ain’t right here.

Does anybody have a handle on this thing?

 

Note To Comey

December 17, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Dear Mr. Comey,

Please allow me to explain to you why Republicans are silent when it comes to allowing the FBI to do its job. And why they are beating you over the head with a stick.

They know it’s just a matter of time until the FBI uncovers their crimes.

You’re welcome.

Juanita Jean Herownself

 

Sarah Sanders, Please Allow Me to Introduce You to Truth

December 17, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

So, Sarah Huckybooboo Sanders says she wants to be remembered as “transparent and honest.”  Yeah well, I want to be remembered as the VaVoom Queen of Indianapolis Roller Derby but that ain’t happening neither, mainly because it never happened.

Raw Story did a compilation of The 6 Most Egregious Lies of Sarah Sanders.  Honey, I think we need to give a Pulitzer Prize to whoever narrowed it down to six.

My three favorites are the attack on Barack Obama for not doing as much as Donald Trump for black people, Trump didn’t know about the payment to Stormy Daniels, and the parent/child separation at the border.

You’re gonna have your favorites, too.

Thanks to S Gray for the heads up.

For Those Of You Keeping Score

December 17, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I think the Mueller investigation needs to stay put for another ten years or so.

This sucker is making money for the taxpayers.

Though the investigation comes with a hefty price tag ($25 million so far), it may have actually paid for its own investigation, with its probe leading to monetary estimated gains of up to $48 million for the government through the tax evasion the investigation has revealed.

Also during that time, Mueller has filed over 100 criminal charges.

Let’s see … what’s the opposite of expensive witch hunt?

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.