Robert Mueller’s investigation team made a filing today asking the judge in Paul Manafort’s criminal trial to prepare to sentence him because he’s been lying to the FBI since his plea deal.  Imagine it – you’re 69 years old and facing spending the rest of your life in prison, have already been convicted on 8 felony counts and have pleaded guilty to 2 other counts.  What person in their right mind would lie to the FBI when the result would be the rest of your natural life in prison?  Answer: One who has been assured of a federal pardon if he protected the President of the United States.

Look – Either Manafort has lost his mind and WANTS to die in prison, or he’s falling on his sword because he’s going to be given a get out of jail free card.  Oh, one other possibility comes to mind – the Russians are threatening a member of his family if he talks, so he may actually be falling on his sword to protect his family.

Sounds like a mafia movie, doesn’t it?

Melanie’s original Christmas decorations.

Here.  We fixed it.

Or maybe—

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.  

Hey Trump, I know you people are really into borders, and that’s fine, but you can enforce a border without it turning into a shit show where you’re firing tear gas at children. Here’s what I would suggest: a non-shit show method of border enforcement.

How ’bout letting these people apply for apply for amnesty?   Instead of torturing children by striping them from their parents and putting them in prisons or throwing tear gas at them so you can personally watch them suffer, how ’bout pencils and paper and the proper forms for amnesty?

If the United States is committing horrific crimes against the poorest and most desperate people for the sake of defending borders, then maybe consider that borders aren’t worth defending at all.

So, Republicans are feeling their oats in Aladamnbama and think they can easily win back their senate seat from Doug Jones.  Yeah, I don’t doubt it either.

Some people think Jeff Sessions can win his old seat back, but others aren’t as sure.

Though Sessions would be the clear front-runner if he runs, his frayed ties with Trump could create an opening for other Republicans to make a play for the seat — and cause a messy primary similar to the one that cost the party the seat last year, several Alabama Republicans tracking the situation said.

Here you’ve got yourself a genuine admitted Klan member who ain’t conservative enough for Alabama.  Ain’t that somethin’?

They’ll go out and find another pedophile who would be more acceptable to Donald Trump, get his wife some bleach blonde hair and the ability to say the word Jew and spit at the same time, and a church choir and run that guy for senate.

Corey Lewandowski and David Bossie have written a book defending Trump.

If you thought it would be bad, you’re wrong. It’s horrific. It’s not writing, it’s typing.

It’s like 8 year old boys were let loose in the computer lab and told to write something funny about girls.

They refer to Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif.) as “crazy”; call Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) “many people’s favorite liberal wacko”; and label Sen. Kamala D. Harris (D-Calif.) an “enemy of President Trump.”

Yeah, it’s the death mask of clever or witty.

They also constantly use President Obama’s middle name so you’ll remember that it’s highly likely that he’s a Muslim.

But, mostly they make Trump the victim. You know, the victim of “all the best people” he himself hired. The New York Times, of course fake news, says that this book “reads in part like Trump’s Twitter grievances in book form.” That makes sense because nobody else in the whole damn world is crazy enough to make up that crap.

Lewandowski, of “whomp, whomp” fame, keeps his proper level of paranoia by contending that Trump is being harassed by the deep state as opposed to the certified money back guaranteed that Trump is being destroy by his own frighteningly worthless decision making capacity.

Two little boys playing in the computer lab. That’s all Trump has left.