Melanie’s original Christmas decorations.

Here.  We fixed it.

Or maybe—

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.  

Hey Trump, I know you people are really into borders, and that’s fine, but you can enforce a border without it turning into a shit show where you’re firing tear gas at children. Here’s what I would suggest: a non-shit show method of border enforcement.

How ’bout letting these people apply for apply for amnesty?   Instead of torturing children by striping them from their parents and putting them in prisons or throwing tear gas at them so you can personally watch them suffer, how ’bout pencils and paper and the proper forms for amnesty?

If the United States is committing horrific crimes against the poorest and most desperate people for the sake of defending borders, then maybe consider that borders aren’t worth defending at all.

So, Republicans are feeling their oats in Aladamnbama and think they can easily win back their senate seat from Doug Jones.  Yeah, I don’t doubt it either.

Some people think Jeff Sessions can win his old seat back, but others aren’t as sure.

Though Sessions would be the clear front-runner if he runs, his frayed ties with Trump could create an opening for other Republicans to make a play for the seat — and cause a messy primary similar to the one that cost the party the seat last year, several Alabama Republicans tracking the situation said.

Here you’ve got yourself a genuine admitted Klan member who ain’t conservative enough for Alabama.  Ain’t that somethin’?

They’ll go out and find another pedophile who would be more acceptable to Donald Trump, get his wife some bleach blonde hair and the ability to say the word Jew and spit at the same time, and a church choir and run that guy for senate.

Corey Lewandowski and David Bossie have written a book defending Trump.

If you thought it would be bad, you’re wrong. It’s horrific. It’s not writing, it’s typing.

It’s like 8 year old boys were let loose in the computer lab and told to write something funny about girls.

They refer to Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif.) as “crazy”; call Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) “many people’s favorite liberal wacko”; and label Sen. Kamala D. Harris (D-Calif.) an “enemy of President Trump.”

Yeah, it’s the death mask of clever or witty.

They also constantly use President Obama’s middle name so you’ll remember that it’s highly likely that he’s a Muslim.

But, mostly they make Trump the victim. You know, the victim of “all the best people” he himself hired. The New York Times, of course fake news, says that this book “reads in part like Trump’s Twitter grievances in book form.” That makes sense because nobody else in the whole damn world is crazy enough to make up that crap.

Lewandowski, of “whomp, whomp” fame, keeps his proper level of paranoia by contending that Trump is being harassed by the deep state as opposed to the certified money back guaranteed that Trump is being destroy by his own frighteningly worthless decision making capacity.

Two little boys playing in the computer lab. That’s all Trump has left.

The Washington Post is reporting that career liar and general all-round sumbitch, Jerome Corsi, is in plea negotiations with Robert Mueller for his involvement with Roger Stone, Wikileaks, and God knows what else.  Corsi, who’s a founding member of the right wing fiction team, has been spewing lies for decades, was part on John O’Neill’s Swiftboat smear machine, and is one of the most malignant tumors of American politics.  I remember arguing over 15 years ago with a fellow worker who had read one of Corsi’s books that perpetuated the bullshit argument that Hitler and the Nazis were actually far left because the had the word “socialist” in their party name, even though the Nazis were the worst of the totalitarian far-right extremists of the 20th century.

I normally don’t wish ill on any human being, but this miserable waste of oxygen needed to go down.  He is at the core of the rot in American politics today, and him going to jail is long past due.  God forgive me for saying that, but it’s true.