Archive for August, 2018

West Virginia People I Detest

August 14, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Oh, this is cute.

It seems that the West Virginia Supreme Court is all Democrats.  And, strictly by coincidence they’re all being impeached.

CHARLESTON, W.Va. – The House of Delegates on Monday voted to impeach all four remaining West Virginia Supreme Court justices on 11 various articles of impeachment, covering a range of grounds from wasteful spending, maladministration, incompetency, neglect of duty, and potential criminal behavior.

Additionally, delegates approved a resolution to publicly reprimand and censure all four justices for the conduct covered by the articles of impeachment.

Here’s the deal:  One justice resigned.  Justice Robin Davis is accusing House of Delegates of impeaching her based on political party. Says she retired to let voters decide replacement.

Jim Justice

The GOP-controlled legislature dragged its feet for months on impeaching these justices to prevent their replacement by voters via special elections this fall. Missing today’s deadline lets Republican Gov. Jim Justice appoint their replacements.

Admittedly, some of these guys are stinkers, but nothing that would rise to the level of impeachment on most of the charges.

Let me tell you someone about Jim Justice.  He made his money in coal mining.

In 2015, Justice switched from the Republican Party to the Democratic Party and announced his candidacy for Governor in the 2016 election. He ran as a Democrat and defeated the Republican nominee, Bill Cole. Less than seven months after taking office, Justice switched back to the Republican Party the day after announcing his plans at a President Trump rally in the state.

Now there’s a man you can trust!

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.

 

Locals, Okay, Now We’re Buying Beto Signs

August 14, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Beto’s campaign is not buying highway signs.  So, we’re trying to buy some for Fort Bend.  If you live in a nearby rural county, you can buy one and pick it up here in central Fort Bend.  We will put it up for you!

If you’re from out of state and you hate Ted Cruz, I will hang a laminated sticker off the tee-post of your sign and email you a picture of it!

Click donate at the top or right here!

 

#QAnon

August 14, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, I have kinda figured out what #QAnon is.  To be honest, all I really know is that I do not want to even go there to look. I figure that if Alex Jones and Sean Hannity promote it, it’s probably over the Texas Interscholastic League’s allowable level of insanity and greed.

Thelma tells me it’s the Zombie Apocalypse and nobody who is actually alive has recognized that yet.  No matter, because Thelma has stocked up on whatever it is you stock up on when there’s zombies at your back door.

But here you’ve got grown adult people running around talking in code like the rest of us did in junior high school.

Leave it to Georgia, and I think because it’s far too hot in Georgia in August for proper thinking to prosper, to take this whole thing over the line.  There’s a car wash in Georgia sending #QAnon signals.

 

No, I am not kidding.

An Acworth car wash has aligned its business with a group who believe a government insider is publicly uncovering a vast left-wing plot against President Donald Trump.

The billboard reads “#QANON” — citing a group many have said espouse conspiracy theories — and has a logo with the name of Car Nutz Car Wash in the bottom left corner.

You know, they could have just left off the first “Car” and the whole thing would make better sense.

I’m starting a conspiracy that this billboard is a false flag and  Nuts Car Wash is front for Nancy Pelosi and her squad of lefty lesbian liberals to take over the muscle car industry.

 

Twit Fit

August 14, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Oh Good Lord in Heaven Above, Trump is having a twit fit this morning with ten tweets in a row – all defensive, all complaining about people who criticize him.

Talk about getting up on the wrong side of the bed.  Oh hell, talk about getting up.

Right now – 8:25 am Texas time – his last tweet was 8 minutes ago so it’s probably not over yet since I suspect Fox and Friends is still on.  Somebody should get this man some old Scoopy Do reruns – he’ll hardly know the difference except it’ll put him in  better mood.

On the other hand, he did win the Drama Queen award this morning, prying it from Omarosa hands.

 

 

Just To Make You Smile Today

August 13, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Rob sent us this picture of industrial strength irony.

 

 

No spellcheck on cardboard, but you’d think … phonics?

Thanks to Rob for the heads up.

Omarosa, Cohen and Other Creatures of the From the Creepy Lagoon

August 13, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

You know, it struck me last night that Trump was all screechy and mud hen crazy over his belief that Obama wiretapped him.

Come to find out, Trump was being wiretapped except it was by Omarosa and his own damn lawyer, Michael Cohen. I’m wondering how many other of his friends were wiretapping him that we just haven’t heard about yet.

Melania?  Could we be that lucky?