Dear John,
I’m writing this open letter to you today because you’re the only mature adult in the US Senate representing my home state of Texas. I’m not writing to Ted Cruz, our other senator, because he is exclusively a self serving, narcissistic shitbag whose only goal in life is to continuously run for president, because, well, he’s Ted Cruz, and he is all that matters – to Ted Cruz.
That out of the way, let’s get to the point – When are you going to get up off your fat partisan ass and do your goddam job? Today, the President of the United States denied colluding with Vladimir Putin while colluding with Vladimir Putin on television in front of the entire world. This spray painted, hair-weaved star of cheesy reality television actually took the side of Russia against every single US intelligence agency and even your own Senate intelligence report about their interference with our elections. Our elections. While lavishing praise upon this murderer, Trump actually called the United States foolish and took RUSSIA’S side, idiotically harping on his election victory over a year and a half ago, babbling incoherently about why the FBI didn’t get “the server”, and insulting everyone from Hillary Clinton to the Democratic Party to the Justice Department. I was personally humiliated and actually fought off the urge to vomit as I endured, along with millions of other Americans, the spectacle of a US President making a complete ass of himself in front of the entire world while siding against the American people.
I’m over 60, so am old enough to have witnessed the catastrophes of the Viet Nam War that tore the country apart, Watergate that eventually destroyed the Nixon presidency, Iran Contra that damaged the Reagan presidency, the sex scandals that nearly took down the Clinton presidency, and the invasion of Iraq based on trumped up (no pun intended) evidence that crippled the Bush II presidency. However, those disgraceful scandals pale in comparison to the slow motion train wreck of this administration. Donald Trump governs the US government as if it’s a reality television show. He actually spews silly nonsense on an hourly basis on Twitter insulting everyone from television personalities to allies to political foes. He continuously repeats demonstrably false statements that damage our reputation among friend and foe alike. His conduct has degraded our political discourse to the point where his followers feel it’s open season on everyone not like them.
And the real tragedy? The invertebrates in Congress, including YOU, have enabled this shameful chapter of our history. Up until today, you and others have dismissed his shameful behavior, apparently afraid to attract his Twitter wrath or the anger of your mouth-breathing base which keeps returning you to Do Nothingville, DC to actually do nothing. Enough is enough. Trump has gone from embarrassing, to dangerous, to now treasonous. Get off your ass. Impeach this son of a bitch before he burns down the planet.
Sincerely,
An Old Texan Sick of Your Bullshit