Holy damn cow, y’all.  It’s a damn military coin.  Trump has a new tactic – he’s going to smother us with his ego.

That damn man did not know what a military coin was until he was elected president.

The White House Communications Agency on Monday released a commemorative “trip coin” to mark the upcoming summit between President Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.

One side of the coin features Air Force One taking off over the White House, while the flip side depicts silhouettes of Trump and Kim. The coin refers to Kim as “supreme leader,” and denotes the occasion as “peace talks.”

There were 250 of these made.  And you know damn well that they were paid for with my damn tax money.

Oh please, sweet angels in heaven above, make this be his “Mission Accomplished.”

Good Lord, do you think Tump could pander any more than this?

In the Sunday NYTimes, Rudy Giuliani said that Mueller told him that the Russia investigation would be wrapped up by September 1st.  That was a lie, according to a source familiar with the Mueller investigation.  Giuliani’s statement was “entirely made-up” and “another apparent effort to pressure the special counsel to hasten the end of his work.”

One more lie in the gigantic pile of lies from the now disgraced former “America’s Mayor”.

As I’m sure you’ve heard, President Barack and Michelle Obama has signed a deal with Netflix to produce films and series.

Lucky damn us!  Ho Boy, we need this right about now.  Hell, they could just put President Obama on teevee crooning some, “I’m so in love with you…” and my shoulders would finally relax.

Plus, the right-wingers just crashed dived into a pile of wire coat hangers and got themselves twisted in grotesque shapes.

Honey, they are canceling Netflix (yeah, like rightwingers ever watched Netflix) and are making pathetic little whimpering sounds over in the corner.

Oh Lord Have Mercy, somebody would think they were replacing Sean Hannity.  Some dude called them terrorists. I’m not kidding. Another one asked how they could work from jail.  (I thought that was Hillary in jail.)

I mean, they are asking what the hell is going on? The cute Prince married a biracial woman and the whole world is going to crap.

Look at the little snowflakes.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

The weapon of choice at the Santa Fe High School shooting was a shotgun.

As of Sunday morning, Gov.Greg Abbott still had his newest contribution contest on his website.  If you’ll donate $25 to Greg Abbott you have a chance to win a … shotgun.

They took the picture down last night after a mess of shouting, but the contest is ongoing.

And he’s got campaign literature touting it.

There is an old saying in Texas about totally uncouth people.  It says —  he’s the kind of man who would talk ropes at the home of a man who was hung the day before.  Meet Greg Abbott, the most uncivilized man in entire state of Texas this month.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

I know you don’t need reminding, but …

And, Trump, I hereby demand that you cry me river.

Good Lord, he’s been spending way too time around despots.

Your Honor, I would like to present the People’s Exhibit #995 in the case of Obstruction of Justice.

You’d think that Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick would be limping from the beating he took on national media for suggesting that fewer doors in a school would solve this shooting problem he have. The Onion tried to make that weirder but they couldn’t.

But, Lt. Dan was back on teevee yesterday, attempting to make himself look semi-sane.

He told George Stephanopoulos and the entire world that guns “are a part of who we are as a nation.”  Yeah, and ignorance, too.

Dan cherishes the 2nd amendment.  He quotes it wisely and freely.

“You know, talking about a ‘well run militia,’ our Second Amendment, teachers are part of that well run militia, by the way,” Patrick insisted, condescendingly.

Okay, so I am freaked enough thinking about teachers being a militia. Teachers don’t have a great history of properly using weapons.  Remember the time they were giving teachers shooting lessons and one of the shot the janitor?  Or the one who left it in the bathroom?

And … Dan’s sacred 2nd amendment does not say “well run militia.”  It says, for Pete’s sake – well regulated militia.

The word “regulated” is so obscene in Dan’s eyes, that he’s trying it erase it from the constitution.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.