Here’s everything I know now because this is a breaking story.

President Trump‘s personal lawyer Michael Cohen had his phones wiretapped by federal investigators, according to a new report by NBC News.

The report, citing one source with direct knowledge, said at least one call between the White House and a phone line associated with Cohen was intercepted.

According to NBC News, it is unclear how long the phone had been wiretapped or when it was authorized, but sources tell the outlet that it was in place leading up to an FBI raid on Cohen’s home and office last month.

I hope it was juicy.

And there’s this:

This is not going to end well.

Scott Pruitt has decided that he needs an EPA branch office in his hometown of Tulsa, Oklahoma, even though the regional EPA offices for Oklahoma are located in Dallas.

In an email, Mr. Jackson [a Pruitt staffer] directed EPA staff to identify proposed new office space in Tulsa that included a conference room, secure parking, would be able to accommodate 24/7 security and included a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility (SCIF) for secure communications.

No moat?

That’s my problem with Pruitt – he thinks he’s James Damn Bond.

When we start needing EPA bunkers, that’s scary.  Does he know something we don’t know?  Is he storing food in these bunkers?

Yesterday, Paul Ryan, who was in Beverly Hills, California, at the annual Milken Institute Global Conference, warned of some real dire stuff.

Should Republicans lose control of either the House or Senate, “you’ll have gridlock, you’ll have subpoenas,” with the whole legislative system “shutting down,” Ryan said.

Mr. Ryan, please allow me to introduce you to Devin Nunes.

Second, isn’t that exactly what Trump campaigned on.  I mean, hell cowboy, that was the one campaign promise he kept.

Third, that doesn’t seem to be a such a bad idea considering Trump continues to select our judicial system with all the intelligence and selectivity that he used for every damn cabinet member.

Fourth, oh hell, there’s about twenty reasons but I’ve gotta stop what I’m doing just like everybody else in DeeCee to see what the hell Trump’s tweeting about now.

I certainly hope that Rudy Giuliani is working pro bono.

I can’t imagine anyone setting themselves on fire right there on Sean Hannity and getting paid for it.

I am wondering if Fox News is bringing down Trump for us.

Bubba asked, “When do you think it’ll my turn to have to represent Trump?  Surely they’re spreading this painful deed around.”

Hey, at least his new lawyer can spell impeachment.

And then there’s Rudy, the only lawyer actually enjoying this.

As you know, the entire staff of Dairy Queen, headed by Alfredo, likes to keep an eye on PACs.

He found a stumper today.

No, I have never heard of the Noocratic Party, and neither has Alfredo or any of his staff – and they are party cowboys, they’ll lasso any party they see.

So, I rooted around and found the Google machine.  It wasn’t much help because it kept asking me “Do you mean the Democratic Party?”  No, I don’t.

There were a few clues, but even when you read them, they ain’t generally helpful.

There’s this one.

The Noocratic Movement is a political orginazation with no foreseeable ambition other than raising awareness of our philosophy. Nous is a state of being or inteliigence, but it can also mean the general public or us. Our party accepts both ideas. In life there are always the smart and the general public and who shall lead and who shall follow you ask? Well the aristocracy not of wealth, family, friends or age but the aristocracy of the wise. The Noocrats will be Imperial-Seers while the Proles will be the general public. Both are equally vital to our society, for after all what is man with brain or hand?

Going inactive for 7 weeks!

I’m pretty sure that’s English, but I don’t understand it.  Plus, when you can’t spell the word intelligence, you probably don’t have any.

And this one.

To put it quite simply to you simpletons, we believe that govrerment is meant to be run by the smart. We are federalists of the highest kind, we believe that freedom is only possible through capitalism. Lastly, the we are HUGE PEACE LOVERS!!!! but the way to get peace is through insance all out war.

They said smart, not good spellers.  Apparently, one doesn’t have much to do with the other.

I looked up where they are located in Houston, and it seems to be a fairly nice apartment complex on the north end of town.  It seems like maybe it’s kinda like that scientology stuff.

So, scout around when you have some free time and see if you can find anything.  Alfredo promises to keep an eye on them from his end, just because we like weirdness.