Okay, here’s your must-read of the year.  I can’t even begin to explain it but I’ll try.

Heimbach

The leader of a neo-nazi group, Matthew Heimbach, got caught making whoopee with his spokesman’s wife while he’s married to the spokesman’s stepdaughter.  The spokesman, Matt Parrott, in an amazing moment of self-awareness, called it a “white trash circus.”

That doesn’t even begin to tell the story.  There are tidbits to this story that you do not want to miss.

For example …

Parrott stood on a box outside the trailer and watched Heimbach and Jessica have sex inside, according to a police report. When the box broke under Parrott’s weight, he entered the trailer to confront them. Heimbach allegedly choked him and chased him into a house, where Parrott threw a chair at him. Heimbach hit back, choking him into unconsciousness, according to the police report.

When he woke up he fled to a Walmart to call police.  What did you expect, Starbucks?

Oh yeah, they all listed their occupation as White Nationalists.

The spokesman resigned and is apparently looking for a job where he can stand on a sturdy box to watch people do some mattress trashing.

Thanks to Sarah for the heads up.

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And, no, I would not like to have one of your yummy looking cookies.

Good decision, guys.

It happened again.

A teacher who is also a reserve police officer trained in firearm use accidentally discharged a gun Tuesday at Seaside High School in Monterey County, Calif., during a class devoted to public safety. A male student was reported to have sustained non-life-threatening injuries.

This clearly is not the answer.  March, kids, march!

Out of the clear blue, someone sent me this picture of Tom DeLay …

That’s notorious Russian mobster and Putin confidant Alexander Torshin, along with Hot Tub Tom and NRA President David Keene…..

There is no date or location associated with the picture.

DeLay got himself into some sticky wicket with the Russians years ago.  He took a dark money donation from them to start the Alexander Strategy Group along with Jack Abramoff and Ed Buckham. They were DeLay’s money pimps.  In 2006, the Houston Chronicle reported …

The network was used to promote causes championed by DeLay, according to the Washington Post.

The group raised $2.5 million from three Abramoff clients, including $1 million from Russian businessmen, the Post reported. Abramoff worked with Buckham to organize a 1997 trip to Moscow by DeLay.

All of this crapola with DeLay and the Russians was in the early 1990’s. He took a million dollars from them in dark money.  I wrote about it at the time and I have looked all morning for the article I wrote and I can’t find the danged thing.  It was an outrageous satire piece asking why DeLay wanted to keep the donor a secret.  I asked, “Did he get it from the commies  in Russia?”

My boss lady suggested that was why Tom was so afraid of me and got panicked when I showed up at his trial.  I was right. The most outrageous, shameful place he could have gotten the money is where he actually got the money. DeLay thought I knew something. I didn’t – it was just a dopey guess.

Anyway, maybe it was even worse than we suspected.  I can’t date the picture but it looks to me like it was after DeLay’s second facelift, which would place it around the past four years.  But that’s just a guess.

And God help us all — he’s hired someone to write a another book for him. Please feel free to go to Amazon to review it. It doesn’t matter that you haven’t read it.  I can assure you that Tom hasn’t either.

Yep, that’s how I vote.

Republican congressional candidate Rick Saccone on Monday evening asserted that his political opponents “hate” the president, the United States, and even God.

Okay, my bet is that Rick Saccone will be the next Republican caught stealing money to pay a prostitute to have an abortion.

Isn’t it odd how when a candidate is 6 points down in a congressional district that Trump won by 20 points, they cannot seem to realize that those Trump folks are embarrassed by their vote and bringing in Donald, Jr didn’t help diddle squat.

So, now he’s gonna try God.  Democrats ought to counter that if God decides who wins, Republicans who vote are trying to make God look weak.

The White House is no longer a clown car………now it is a clown coach bus and it is on fire in a damn dumpster.

Here’s the deal … John McEntee, Trump’s longtime body man, was escorted out of the White House this morning without his coat. They say his personal items will be “mailed to him.”

The Wall Street Journal reported Tuesday that McEntee’s departure was triggered by a security issue. Another source says it was “serious financial crimes” that got him escorted out.

Who the hell knows?

But what we do know is that McEntee will immediately take a job working in the the Trump reelection campaign.

Even though McEntee is reportedly being under investigation for financial crimes, the Trump presidential campaign announced on Tuesday morning that it would hire him to help with the president’s reelection efforts in 2020.

And that should keep him from singing too loudly to Mueller.