ProPublica has caught the Trump Organization ordering dozens of Presidential Seals to be used as…wait for it…tee markers for his golf courses.  Eagle Sign company (which makes tee markers) had posted a photo on Facebook showing the dozens markers in production. It has since been deleted.  And, yes, using the presidential seal for a commercial purpose is against federal law, exactly like you think it would be.  There’s simply no limit to Trump’s rude, crude, and crass use of the US government and the trappings of the presidency to make a buck.  Here’s the photo captured by ProPublica.

Thanks to my son for the heads up.

I want you to meet Georgia Republican Congressman (start cringing) Tom Graves. Tom and his legislative aide were out and about last week and at about 11:15 pm they noticed that the congressman’s car got robbed.

Two guns, a driver’s license, credit cards, birth certificates, a laptop and a Bible were among the items stolen from a parked SUV belonging to U.S. Rep. Tom Graves, R-Ga., according to Atlanta police.

Numerous personal items were reported stolen, including items inside a backpack belonging to Graves’ son and a purse belonging to his wife. Both bags were left in the back seat. Graves told police his congressional ID, numerous bank cards, a checkbook, passport and Social Security papers were also missing.

Good Lord, all we need is a fifth of scotch and it would be Hunter Thompson’s car.

If you, like me, think it’s weird that he was carrying around a guns and a Bible, think about this – social security papers, passports, and birth certificates?  In his car?  I’m telling you, this guy is up to no good.

Items were also removed from his wife’s purse and his son’s backpack that were in the backseat. Has anybody check their whereabouts? I mean, seriously, either this guy is running guns for the Sandinistas or just killed somebody and is trying to get out of the country.

Thanks to Chloe Bear for the heads up.

There’s another downside to being a conservative man – women think you’re an idiot.

Conservative men living in President Donald Trump’s Washington DC are complaining that liberal women in the city are unfairly judging them for their political beliefs.

Multiple conservatives who talked with Washingtonian say that they have had more trouble getting dates in the wake of Trump’s election in 2016 — and even if they aren’t Trump supporters, they are being tarred with the same brush.

Message to any conservative male:  Yeah, dude, you’re a dork, you smell funny, you have no sense of humor, you like to starve children, your pants don’t fit, you hate old people and veterans, denying health care to sick people is your hobby, you have stinkin’ taste in music, you shower with your cell phone, you want to control our bodies, you think your winkies entitle you to a bigger salary than we get, you believe trade wars are fun, and we have strong suspicions that the leader of your pack is not even human.

That’s why we don’t date you, much less procreate with you.  Go date Tomi Lauren and ask her to stop screeching.

Or, you could finally come out of the closet and date men.  No, wait.  That won’t work.  Proud gay men carry around 11 foot poles so they won’t have to touch you with a 10 foot one.

Okay, so somebody has a bee up his butt.

In a defiant CNN interview, former Trump campaign aide Sam Nunberg said Monday he refuses to comply with a grand jury subpoena in the Russia investigation.

No, you don’t get to do that.  It’s like refusing to pay your income tax.  You can’t win that fight.

However, spoken like a man with a lot of money and a a friendship with Donald Trump that “goes back decades,” Nurnberg said …

“Let him arrest me,” Nunberg said in an interview with The Post. “Mr. Mueller should understand I am not going in on Friday.”

The Trump campaign fired Nunberg in August 2015 after a series of racist Facebook posts came to light, and Nunberg indicated in interviews Monday there was still bad blood between the President and him but that he did not want to spend time cooperating with the investigation and Trump is right to call the probe a “witch hunt.”

Uh, Mueller doesn’t just arrest you, and then you post bond and go home.  That’s not how this works, Mr. Racist Rich Guy. You go to jail. Just ask Susan McDougal.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

And for your reading entertainment, I should direct you to this.  I think is guy is sniffing something.

Okay, so the United States Senate gave the State Department $120 million to fight Russian meddling in our elections.  Wanna know how much the State Department has spent?

Nothing.

Thelma wonders if that includes the front door mat that says желанный, which according to Thelma and her Google machine, says Welcome in Russian.

“As a result, not one of the 23 analysts working in the department’s Global Engagement Center — which has been tasked with countering Moscow’s disinformation campaign — speaks Russian, and a department hiring freeze has hindered efforts to recruit the computer experts needed to track the Russian efforts.”

Okay, so you don’t speak Russian and there are no computer experts. Other than buying old Bullwinkle cartoons and using Boris and Natasha for training experts, I don’t see this job going anywhere.  Which is exactly where Trump wants it to go.

желанный, Russians.