This morning, The Washington Post announced that Trump’s lawyers are trying to stop publication of the book “Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House.”

Do you want to know the first and only reason I cannot wait to give Amazon all my money for that book? Donald Trump double-down-hard doesn’t want me to read it.  Otherwise, I wouldn’t give a big bear’s butt about it.

However, I figure, if Trump doesn’t want me to read it, it must be true.

Now here’s where it gets weird in my head.  Since Trump is kinda good at collusion, what if he and author Michael Wolff got together to “write a book.”  The book is just full of hooey, but they stage this show of lawyers with paper lances to sell those books?  Huh, have you thought about that?  No?  Okay, so it’s just me.  Never mind.

Anyway, it’s gonna be some dandy fun watching lawyers squabble. That’s worth a couple of bucks.

This one wins today:

Okay, this caught my attention:

Colder than damn Mars.  Look, I saw that movie where Matt Damon got left on Mars and that place looked colder than a well digger’s butt in the Klondike.

If you live along the coast, please check in – especially my friends in the Carolinas who are not used to this crapola.

Paul Manafort, former Trump campaign chair and friend to Russian strongmen, has filed suit against Robert Mueller, Rob Rosentstein, and the Justice Department claiming that Mueller’s investigation is illegal.  Yep, that’s what they’re wasting time on today.

Understatement of the day comes from white collar crime attorney Sol Wisenberg, who told CNBC, “I think it’s going to be an uphill battle.  These kinds of things usually don’t prevail.”

Manafort has pulled out all the stops.  We’re popping popcorn right now.

Steve Bannon spills the beans and Trump says Bannon has lost his mind.

Two disgusting men fight!  Can they both lose?

I’ll update as news arrives.

Do you need proof that Trump has little hands?

“North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the ‘Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.’ Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!”

Come on, Guy, your button doesn’t work, literally and figuratively, and everybody knows it.  The cleaning staff at the White House disconnected the one on your desk just to be safe, and God disconnected the one in your pants after he saw what you produced with it.

Just shuddup about your button.