Archive for January, 2018

Another Republican Golden Boy Bites the Dust

January 11, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Missouri Republican Governor Eric Greitens was being groomed to be president one day, until … y’all he’s kinky.  I mean, not that there’s anything wrong with being kinky. You know, until it slides over into blackmail.

It seems the Governor had a affair. But, it wasn’t entirely with mutual consent. There’s a full description right here but I’m not gonna talk about it because … well, Momma. And the fact you need to see it for yourself in the newspaper.

Anyway, during his campaign announcement, he stated: “I’m Eric Greitens, I’m a Navy SEAL, native Missourian and most importantly, a proud husband and father.”

But, not overly proud, you know.  Not too proud to tie up a woman and take pictures of her without her consent.

Republicans built a pedestal of moral superiority and watching them get picked off like ducks at the carnival is entertaining.

Thanks to Deb and Norma for the heads up.

 

Okay, Look At It This Way – It’s Almost Oklahoma

January 11, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Denton, Texas is in Texas strictly by geographic accident.  It’s 30 miles south of the Oklahoma border and is only in Texas because Fort Worth sucks.

Get this:  Denton Republicans are hosting Sarah Palin at their annual Lincoln/Reagan Day dinner.  Tickets are $125 and for that much money Palin promises to dress very age-inappropriately and wear catch-me-kiss-me leather and stilettos.  Oh hell, what am I thinking?  She’d do that on a pool table in a Klondike bar for $5.

There’s no word on whether or not she’s bringing has-been musicians along for the ride.

If Palin was a thing now days, I’d buy a ticket for someone to go tape her, but, Honey, she doesn’t even have influence in her own house.

Thanks to Karen for the heads up.

A Tiny Light?

January 10, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: gerrymandering


For the first time EVER, a federal court has struck down a state redistricting plan as being unconstitutional because it was a partisan gerrymander purely for political advantage.  The United States Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit issued the ruling yesterday calling the North Carolina plan a violation of the 14th Amendment guarantee of equal protection.  More important, the ruling was unanimous.  In a blazing 191 page opinion, Judge James A. Wynn, Jr. said the Republican plan was “motivated by invidious partisan intent” designed to advantage Republicans over Democrats in a permanent unfixable majority.  Case in point, in the 2016 election, the vote for House seats split 53-47 Republican to Democrat, but seats were won 10-3.  So, a 6% advantage turned into 77% control. Judge Wynn also cited the Republican representative who drew the map saying:

“Rather than seeking to advance any democratic or constitutional interest, the state legislator responsible for drawing the 2016 Plan said he drew the map to advantage Republican candidates because he ‘think[s] electing Republicans is better than electing Democrats.’ But that is not a choice the Constitution allows legislative mapdrawers to make. Rather, “the core principle of [our] republican government [is] that the voters should choose their representatives, not the other way around.”

Boom.

Looking at the North Carolina map (and many others, like Texas) one with a functioning pair of eyes and at least a teaspoon of common sense would call those maps unfair.  The Supreme Court has tried for decades to avoid ruling on gerrymandering, and has even ruled that partisan gerrymandering is OK, but recent extreme examples like North Carolina, Wisconsin, and Texas has brought the issue to forefront once again, and the courts are finally starting to come out of their collective judicial comas.  Computer based algorithms allow mapdrawers to slice and dice neighborhoods in ways never dreamed possible in years past.  The Supreme Court has turned a blind eye and has allowed gerrymandering to become a terminal cancer on democracy if it’s not stopped.  It degrades confidence in the system and drives radical partisanship.  If anyone doubts that, look up idiots like Louie Gohmert, Blake Farenthold, Sheila Jackson Lee, John Culberson and many others.  Over 90% of House seats are uncompetitive.  Because of gerrymandering, representatives answer to a minority base to the detriment of all other constituents.  They rake in money while being grossly negligent of their Constitutional duties.

Enough of this is enough.  Perhaps this ruling will finally force the Supreme Court to stop radical gerrymandering and drive the states to pass non-partisan redistricting commissions.  It’s long past time that we take redistricting out of the hands of those who are advantaged by their corruption and put into the hands of those who are supposed to be served.

 

Right Here. Right Now.

January 10, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

It’s a goodbye Darrell Issa Goodby Party!

Imagine life without having to acknowledge that slimy sumbitch even exists.

In all honesty, I would have rather seen him get his butt handed to him in a stunning electoral defeat but this … I’ll take this.

So grab a glass of sweet tea and a cupcake and let’s celebrate!

 

Will Work For Relevance

January 10, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The trail of tears:  Steve Bannon got kicked out of the White House, fired from Breitbart, rebuked by Rebekah Mercer, and now Fox News won’t even hire him.

No word yet if Alex Jones will reverse his attacks on Bannon and hire him to to do The Crazy Person’s Guide to the Weather, but it doesn’t look too good.

So, if you are in need of a sweaty, dirty guy with no visible meaning of existence to come sit on your couch in his underwear drinking beer and screaming vile things at Rachel Maddow, I have a lead for you.  At no extra cost, he will whine and blame some damn thing called the deep state.

 

And always remember – the bigger they are, the louder the splat sound when they fall.  Enjoy.

 

I Love Yew, Texas

January 09, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

This sign is near Corsicana, Texas, which is about 60 road miles and 50 IQ points southeast of Dallas.

 

Apostrophes and commas are a mystery to East Texas, so they just throw one in every now and then.

Thanks to Trey on Facebook for the heads up.