Archive for November, 2017

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Logic

November 21, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

In answer to questions about Trump condemning Al Franken over the “Trumped up” groping charge vs her own boss’s legion of charges, she said, “Specifically, Senator Franken has admitted wrongdoing and the President hasn’t.  That’s a very clear distinction.”

Let’s put that logic in context with 2 other well known names:

“Specifically, Ted Bundy has admitted wrongdoing and Charles Manson hasn’t. That’s a very clear distinction.”

See how stupid that sounds?

Very Cool Toy

November 21, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

ProPublica is very cool.  It’s is a non-profit newsroom for investigative journalism.  It doesn’t do daily news – it allows its reporters to go deeply into a subject.

They have come up with a new tool to find out your congressmen and senator’s priorities.  Using just your zip code, you can find out where your member of congress stands and what’s important to him, not just with his voting, but also his newsletters, emails, and relationships with other members of congress.

Here’s the technical information.

And here’s the tool.

As they say, the more you know.

Thanks to S Gray for the heads up.

Oh So … Not Gay

November 21, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

It’s time for that annual ritual that brings joy to all who partake.  The Starbucks Holiday cup.

This year, it’s obviously promoting lesbianism. Just take a look for yourself.

See the two hands? The Steeple People say that’s two women holding hands.  I do not know how they arrived at that conclusion but they did and they are mighty proud of it.

They believe that people of lesser intellect, like you and me, would ever see this but be heavily influenced to go out on the town and decide to be a lesbian.  I will admit that all the news about men behaving badly, I know for a fact that if lesbianism were a choice, I’d be one.

Thanks, Starbucks, for reminding me.

 

Told Ya So

November 21, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

 

Thanks to Bud and Kelly for the heads up.

Fox News Host

November 20, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Jeanine Pirro must have been running from a Mueller subpoena.

ALBANY — Fox News host and TV judge Jeanine Pirro is heading to court herself after being ticketed for excessive speeding Sunday in upstate New York.

State Police say Pirro was clocked driving 119 mph in a 65 mph zone when she was stopped by a trooper at about 1:15 p.m. Sunday afternoon in the Town of Nichols in Tioga County.

Honestly, I didn’t know that brooms could go that fast.

Pirro says she had driven several hours to see her 89 year old ailing mother and “did not realize how fast,” she was going.

I dunno, maybe this on her windshield would have been a hint.

 

Slow down. girl, speed kills.

She says she will take whatever punishment is due her.  Like she has a choice in the matter.

 

Donald J Trump VS Jesus H Christ

November 20, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Interview of a Trump voter.

Mark Lee explained that he love that Trump’s idea, “America First” and that the president is not a politician. “He’s there for the little guy,” added Lee. He went on to say he loved that Trump was draining the swamp and that the millionaires in Trump’s cabinet were not politicians.

Lee went on to say that he trusts the president so much that if Jesus Christ himself got “down off the cross to tell me Trump is with Russia, I’d have to check with Trump.”

Yes, of course, Lee calls himself a Christian.

Okay, let’s check the non politicians in Trump’s cabinet.  Jeff Sessions, Wilbur Ross, Rick Perry, Ben Carson, Elaine Chou (wife of Mitch McConnell), Nikki Haley, Dan Coats, Sonny Perdue, Ryan Zinke, Scott Pruitt … no, no, wait. Those are the politicians.

That only leaves Rex Tillerson, James Mathis, Steven Mnuchin, Betsy DeVos and, Honey, those guys are the swamp.

Let’s talk about Jesus now. Jesus, Lee, what he hell is wrong with you?  You sure got yourself a man crush on Trump.

I figure Lee is purposefully trying to get into hell so he can stay with Trump.

Thanks to Sarah for the heads up.