The weekend in Nashville, Tennessee, a group held a rally protesting a statue of Nathan Bedford Forrest. The statue is on private land but is on the interstate highway and can’t be avoided. It is damn ugly.
The statue was designed by the founder of the The League of the South, a white nationalist organization, and is a grotesque work of art 25 feet in height. The owner of the statue, Bill Dorris, says the statue is not racist and calls slavery a form of “social security” for African Americans
Okay, I think people have the right to put whatever they want on their property. I’m saying this as a woman whose husband put a professionally designed 25 foot banner in front of our house in a very Republican neighborhood when Barack Obama was elected president. Both times.
I also understand why someone would want to protest something this racist and this damn ugly. Honey, this thing is so damn ugly that just walking by it will make your clothes wrinkle.
But, liberals just don’t know how to do this stuff. This is a rare case where there’s a more productive solution. How ’bout protesting with signs that say Nathan Bedford Forrest honest-to-God was really that ugly and was probably some kind of space alien on cocaine but white people love him even though he obviously did not have one pure gene in his body. And we need to honor deformed horses in Tennessee, by gawd.
But, I need to show you how it’s being protested by a man who is obviously after my own heart and means oh so well, but ends up being … huh?
You can see the big one here.
Ok, I get that you welcome African Americans, people from Mexico, gays, Jews, Christians and transexuals. You don’t welcome the Klan, Nazis, confederates, statues to Nathan Bedford Forrest, and … Tom Brady?
Tom Brady?
Really? It’s kinda like, “Oh hell, while we’re at it, Tom Brady can go screw himself.”