Archive for September, 2017

Keep It Classy, Republicans.

September 20, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Republicans are not doing well in social media.  It’s Facebook now.

South Dakota State House member and majority whip Lynne DiSanto, posted a little drawing on Facebook.

 

Oh, yeah.  Vehicular murder is just so damn funny.

But, settle down, because she can easily explain that you totally misunderstood her little joke.

“I am sorry if people took offense to it and perceived my message in any way insinuating support or condoning people being hit by cars,” DiSanto said. “I perceived it differently. I perceived it as encouraging people to stay out of the street.”

No, you did not, Miss Priss.

Later she blamed “the highly charged political environment that we’re in.”  Holy crap. woman, who do you think cause that?  What the hell is wrong with you?  Does it have a name?  Is there a cure?

 

Nope, Twitter Wars Not Over

September 20, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so we’ve got a killer hurricane in Puerto Rico, pissed off allies at the UN, a Republican health care bill trying to kill us all, a major earthquake in Mexico City, a failing infrastructure, a government owned by Russia and soon under indictment, and what does our president think is important?

 

He never got an Emmy.

 

North Korea Wins Twitter War

September 19, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Rocket Man retorts …

 

 

I Know Exactly How You Feel, Bro.

September 19, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

General John Kelly face palming during Trump’s war drum pounding speech at the UN.

 

Dude, ya should have drugged Trump this morning.

And then a little later —

 

I think he’s having some sort of existential crisis or something.

 

Trump Dum Dum

September 19, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I admit it.  I could not watch all 41 minutes of the Trump speech to the UN.

Mainly, I couldn’t follow it.

First, when the world came together to settle the Iran nuclear deal, Trump says that was a huge mistake.  Then in the next breath, he demands the world come together against North Korea.  See?  that doesn’t make sense.

And Rocket Man? Kim Jong Un isn’t a man; he’s a little boy.  And the lyrics to that song are very sympathetic, but then of course, Trump wouldn’t understand sympathetic.  And why would you poke a stick at Kim? And why would you threaten to destroy North Korea?

If you watched the whole thing, you are a better person than I am.

Hostile Work Environment

September 19, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

So leaks from the White House say that paranoia has been added to the crazy stew.

“The uncertainty has grown to the point that White House officials privately express fear that colleagues may be wearing a wire to surreptitiously record conversations for Mr. Mueller.”

The other fun game is trying to remember everything you ever said to Paul Manafort in a phone conversation ever in your whole damn life.

There’s something bothering me.  I have heard on the teevee that we should all feel sorry for the low level people in the White House who now have to go out and hire lawyers. Uh, not this gal.  They chose to work in the White House, even though they knew the president was crazy, liable to sexually assault them, racist, and a damn pig. If you’re willing to trade your soul for “White House” on your resume, you need more than a lawyer. You need a mental health professional.  And maybe a preacher.

I do not feel sorry for any of them.