OK Oklahoma
Republicans in Oklahoma are some randy sumbitches.
I know there ain’t much to do and even less to look at in Oklahoma. I know that for a damn fact.
But, fer goodness sake, boys.
Oklahoma Republicans have been rocked by a series of sex-related scandals this year. Former state Sen. Bryce Marlatt resigned earlier this month after an Uber driver told police he grabbed her head and kissed her neck while she drove him to a bar in June. State Rep. Dan Kirby resigned in February after being accused of sexually harassing two former legislative assistants, and ex-state Sen. Ralph Shortey was indicted in federal court this month on charges of child sex trafficking and producing and transporting child.
And a former aide to Republican Gov. Mary Fallin was charged this month after authorities say he was investigated on allegations that he took a photo or video up a woman’s skirt at the State Capitol. Travis Goss Brauer faces charges of offering false or fraudulent evidence, a felony, and a misdemeanor charge of destruction of evidence after authorities allege he destroyed or altered a mobile phone and a laptop that were part of an investigation.
Well hell, let’s make it an even half dozen.
Republican Jason Reese is running for a state house seat in Oklahoma, so I’m thinking maybe he wanted to fit in. He’s formerly a lawyer for the Oklahoma Republican Party.
His campaign expenditure report includes a purchase of a porn video. Yep, just your standard bondage video entitled “Hot Wife Chloe Needs To Be Punished.” And, Honey, Chloe ain’t the only one.
Well, Jason says he hired a CPA to file his campaign reports and the CPA accidentally cut and pasted this movie title into the report. Amazingly, a couple of people believe that story.
Reese has a website for his campaign where he calls himself “Reformer Realist Republican.” I guess he could add Reprobate.