As if the Democrats needed more evidence of crime, stupidity, and violence, good ole former Republican congressvarmnt  Michael Grimm is going to run for congress again.

You remember Michael as the guy who threatened to push a reporter off the balcony and “break him in half.”  He also spent 7 months in prison for tax fraud.

With that background, by golly, he’s totally ready to join the Trump administration.

Hey, you gotta admit that Republicans had to look long and hard for anyone who could bring down the whole ticket any further than it already is.

Lucian Winterish, the White House correspondent for the ultra-right Gateway Pundit, took to Twitter and had himself a cute little hissy fit about those damn brown people.

Look again.  Those people are native Americans.  Remind me again who it was who broke into this country and took their resources and then did crap like declaring them illegal?  I forgot who did that, Lucien.  Can you help me remember who that was, Lucien? Lucien? Help me, dude.

Thanks to Mike for the heads up.

A Sports Illustrated senior staff writer, Alan Shipnuck, wrote that Donald Trump told people that the “White House is a dump.”

Trump, of course, denies saying it as he denies saying anything, ever, in his whole life, which is the best life ever.

Shipnuck responds …

My money is bet on the fact that he said it.  One reason why?  This is a house he owns that he just put on the market.

Look, I have often said that my favorite color is shiny, but it’s a joke. A joke that Donald Trump doesn’t “get.”

If the White House is a dump, this is why.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Okay, so everybody is emailing me telling me in panicked terms that that Rick Perry is being considered for Director of Homeland Security.

I’m not falling for that gag.  Hell, all he knows about energy is how to fill his own gas tank in an emergency.  Nobody, not even George Dubya Doofus, who knows Rick very well, would make him Director of Homeland Security.

Dear Sweet Lord, do not let this be Trump’s reward for Rick Perry being the only human in America to agree with Trump about transgender in the military.  Give the boy a damn trophy or something – not my Security.

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Police officers tell the Post there’s nothing they can do to stop the panhandlers because they say most of the folks are illegal aliens.

An NYPD spokesperson refuted that assertion — noting they have made a number of arrests and issued “hundreds of summons”.

Well, clearly whatever they are doing is not working — and I suspect it’s because Mayor Bill de Blasio and the far lefties that run New York City have no intention of arresting an illegal alien.

And now you see what happens when Democrats rule a city.

They’ve turned Times Square into a third world National Geographic special. All we’re missing is a cheetah chasing a gazelle down 42nd Street.

So here’s my advice – take the family to Dollywood in Tennessee. Folks around Pigeon Forge tend to keep their clothes on — and they don’t have any cheetahs.

Oh, I imagine they do indeed have some cheaters in Tennessee.

It’s really obvious that illegals aliens thought up the whole concept of naked and brought it to New York City where naked is safe.

Meanwhile, my name is Juanita, I’m a Democrat, and you’re very welcome for my attempt to jazz-up New York before it becomes Tennessee.