Archive for August, 2017

Irony?

August 12, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Sumbitches

Have a look at these marchers from their Unite the Right protest last night in Charlottesville, Virginia:

Am I the only one who finds it mildly amusing that hundreds of White Nationalists are marching carrying Tiki torches made in Asia and sold by gigantic big box stores that destroy American middle class jobs?

#tikituffguys

 

Thanks, FLOTUS

August 12, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Virginia is holding a civil war this morning?  White Nationalist are fighting over the removal of a Robert E Lee statue. Did we hear from the President?  The Vice President?  The Attorney General?

Nope.

The only person in the White House we have heard from so far this morning is the FLOTUS.

 

Thank you, Melania.

 

Weekend Fun

August 11, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The publishers of The Guardian asked professional writers how they think Trump would rewrite the words on the Statue of Liberty since Stephen Miller informed us those words weren’t always there.

Enjoy!

Thanks to Craig for the heads up.

A New Record

August 11, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

Trump hit a new milestone yesterday, which is still climbing at a rapid pace – he’s now spent 50 days on vacation at his golf resorts in 202 days of infesting the White House.  That’s 25% of his time playing golf and hanging out with sycophants. Let’s compare the vacation records of recent presidents:

Barack Obama – 217 vacation days – 7%

George W. Bush – 553 vacation days – 19%

So – The Tweeter in Chief who now holds the record for percent of time on vacation since they started keeping track relentlessly hounded President Obama about golf and vacations while lying that he would never have time for golf.  He’s now on record pace as the laziest president in US history as well as the biggest liar.

For the record, the next closest to Trump for vacation time was FDR at 22%.  Of course, that was 7 decades ago when travel wasn’t so easy.

 

Here’s You Some Fresh Voter Fraud!

August 11, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Well, they finally discovered one of Trump’s illegal voters.

 

Okay, here’s the deal.  Steve Curtis, the former GOP state chairman in Colorado, filled out and mail in his ex-wife’s ballot for the 2016 presidential election and she is plenty mad.   They caught it when the signature on the ballot carrier envelope and the signature on her voter registration did not match.

Steve was silent when asked about it, but his ex wasn’t.

[She] said she never predicted her ex-husband would allegedly mail in her ballot and sign her name.

“It was demeaning and presumptuous, and I had no idea what would go on in someone’s mind to cast my ballot for me illegally, actually to go to all the trouble to forge my ballot,” Kelly Curtis said.

Oh yeah, she’s hunting for bear.

So, now we know that Hillary won by 3,000,001.

Thanks to Larry for the heads up.

Wait, Wait. Is This a Prima Facia Case for Mueller?

August 10, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

He was not joking.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THagsy2l0OU

Thank you, sir.  Can I have another?

It was an anti-American action for Putin to expel the diplomats.  Putin sends members of the American diplomatic corp home and Trump defends Putin.

Amazing.