During Trump’s bizarre speech to the Boy Scouts, he said, “Under a Trump Administration, you’ll be saying ‘Merry Christmas’ again as you go shopping.”

Because, you know, Obama made that illegal.  Verdelia says she accidentally said Merry Christmas at the Walmart and George Soros ran into the store and slapped her with a 48DD from the ladies department.

And, y’all, since Trump lies so much I don’t know if we can trust his word on this so I’m gonna take it on a test drive.  I intend the go down to the Dairy Queen this evening and greet everyone at the door with, “Merry Christmas.”  Unless Hillary Clinton comes in and smashes me with a medium cone with chocolate shell, I’ll know that Trump is finally telling the truth.

And why can you only say it while shopping? You can’t say it at the bowling alley or Jaime’s Taco Hut?  How ’bout your synagogue?   Can you say it there?  Look, if you can only say it while shopping, I’m gonna be screwed because … Amazon.

Merry Christmas, ya’ll, because I like living dangerously.

Long before Cheeto Jesus became active in politics, I believed he was nothing but a snake oil salesman.  His reputation as a fraud in business, a lecher with women, a crass carnival barker and shameless promoter were well known.  I refused to watch his silly scripted “reality” shows, would change the channel when he was a guest on talk shows, and certainly wouldn’t frequent any of his businesses when in New York.  His campaign, and his subsequent infestation of the White House were and are simply appalling.  But yesterday?  In front of FORTY THOUSAND young boys at the Boy Scout Jamboree?  Donald Trump’s behavior was simply unacceptable.  Foul language, sarcastic, self-serving rhetoric, political and personal attacks were infused throughout his shameful performance.  My God, it was simply the worst of the worst.  How do you teach your child to be loyal, trustworthy, and honest when the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES exhibited NONE of these qualities?

For months I have tried to come up with a one word descriptor for this, this, thing.  The only word that comes to mind is shitbag. (Sorry, Momma)  This word is short and unambiguous.  I know it’s offensive to some, but I couldn’t be more offended than I am now.  New York Magazine has just posted a really good summary of the 14 inappropriate things Trump said in front of our nation’s youth.  It’s hard to read, but you need to do it.

If you don’t have a stack of post cards handy for your use during these troubled times, get a damn stack.

Contact the Boy Scouts of America.

You can find your local council here.  You need to call those people and tell them how to act like a damn American.

Well, it’s rather obvious why Jared doesn’t do media.

Bless his heart, he can’t speak.  And he can’t read either.

And he’s goofy looking.

Oh yeah he did.

Congressvarmint Blake Farenthold, also known as Ducky Boy, has taken the initiative to challenge female Republican senators to a duel.

No, I am not kidding.

Speaking about the female Republicans who oppose Trumpcare, he got on the electric radio and said …

Farenthold singled out female senators for opposing the repeal of Obamacare, before suggesting that if they were men, he’d ask them to settle things with a gunfight.

“Some of the people that are opposed to this [i.e., repealing Obamacare] — there are some female senators from the northeast,” Farenthold said. “If it was a guy from south Texas I might ask them to step outside and settle this Aaron Burr-style.”

See, this would be just awful if it was not for the fact that Blake is so chubby that his hands can’t meet in the front, so he’d be severely limited in what weapon he could use.

I think Blake needs to think this through.  He’s a much much much bigger target.

We know he’s an idiot, but he fits right in with the rest of the Texas Republican delegation.

He does.  Look it up.

As you know, I am a neighbor of Truth the Vote’s head honcho Cathy Engelbretch.  We are not close.  Not at all.

I have long accused Ms. Engelbretch of caring about voter fraud as long as it gets her on Fox News and makes some damn money for her, and she in turn has done nothing to dissuade me of that reckoning.

She’s back.

After Donald Trump claimed that there were 3 million fraudulent votes in the 2016 election, Engelbretch announced that they would begin to document it.  In fact, Trump’s right hand man for voter fraud named her in a tweet saying,”Catherine Engelbrecht and .@TrueTheVote will lead the analysis and reporting effort from here. .@realDonaldTrump,”

Yeah, well, that’s not gonna happen.

True The Vote says it’s running short on the cash needed to complete an audit of 2016 presidential voting — an effort Donald Trump, while spreading unproven claims of fraud, applauded in his first days in the White House.

Well, isn’t that convenient?

See, that’s kinda weird since one of True the Vote’s employees, Gregg Phillips, assured everyone just days after Trump’s election …

At the time, Phillips said his team had already verified more than 3 million non-citizen votes. When pressed for details, he said the group was still finalizing its audit. In January, Trump tweeted: “ Look forward to seeing final results.”

In March, Phillips told The Texas Tribune the final results were still forthcoming. But apparently, the audit is no longer taking shape.

If they had already “verified” 3 million non-citizen voting in January, why do they need more money?

“We knew that this was a project that would take millions, but the major funding commitments haven’t materialized,” Engelbrecht said in Tuesday’s video.

Neither Engelbrecht nor Phillips responded to interview requests this week.

I bet they didn’t.

Here’s what happened.  They can’t find any fraudulent voters, but they need money, money, money.  Two birds, one stone.

Donald Trump has millions of dollars.  I wonder why he doesn’t help them prove his fake news?