House Speaker Paul Ryan has made up a new rule that only applies to women – they cannot enter the Speaker’s Lobby wearing anything sleeveless.

What the damn hell?  What is wrong with sleeveless?  Do women’s upper arms sexually arouse the Speaker?  Has he started calling his wife “mother” and can’t have a snack with a women unless his wife is there?

What the hell is he?  A fashion guru?

Look, I just ran a Google search of Paul Ryan’s wife and, God love her, I don’t think she owns sleeves.

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I think she looks perfectly lovely.

Paul Ryan can kiss my big blue butt.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up.

Y’all, Rick Perry is not just an average idiot – he’s a nuclear powered, lightning bolt, steam driven idiot.

So he trots off to speak at a coal plant in West Virginia, promising to get those poor people their crappy jobs in the coal mines back.

Then he opens his mouth.

Demand follows supply?  Oh, okay, if you say so.  On the other hand, this pretty much explains Republican economics for the past 50 years.

Honey, this news just thrills Thelma’s cousin, Betty Lynn Bodacious, whose collection of Beanie Babies fills two warehouses and a Hoarders episode.  She’s finally gonna make that big killing in the Beanie Baby market ’cause she’s got a mess of ‘um.

Somebody tell Rick that nobody is buying coal because (1) it’s too expensive, (2) it’s freekin’ sooty, and (3) it’s heavy to transport.  Hell, even when Donald Trump promoted “clean, beautiful coal,” people giggled.

Here, think about this.  If you’re a real bad kid, what does Santa Claus leave in your stocking? There ya go.

Thanks to Brian C for the heads up.

Trump, who claims to be a successful hotel developer, planned a trip to Germany without thinking about hotel reservations.

President Donald Trump nearly missed out on staying in Hamburg, Germany — site of this week’s G20 summit — because his staff waited too long to book a hotel.

The summit, which was scheduled in February, requires 9,000 hotel rooms to accommodate world leaders, their aides and security details, but White House staffers didn’t immediately make reservations, reported Buzzfeed.

He almost had to stay 180 miles away.  Now, just try to tell me that Angela Merkel didn’t do this on purpose.

Germans have a sense of humor and offered him another hotel room on Ebay.

I’m betting he would stolen that coffee table.

Ah….. they don’t look happy to see each other.

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.

I need to take a morning off to teach a class of Democrats how to organize.

So, head on over to OutSmart and check out this month’s article.  As usual, feel feel to get a fight there.

I have a strongly held religious belief against stealing and/or smuggling ancient artifacts.

But, I guess that’s just me, you know.

Shame on you, self-righteous Hobby Lobby.

Birth control = sin

Smuggling = okay!

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

… Republicans had used up their allotment of crazy, they go and have a tweet storm.

They tweet pictures of Democrats lambasting the Republican heathcare plan and ask, “Where’s YOUR plan,” Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, Al Franken, Bernie Sanders, Democrats?

Okay, see, these are the same Republicans who tried to repeal Obamacare about a 100 times for the past seven years, and now that they’re the dog who finally caught the car … they have no plan.

These are the same Republicans who control both houses of congress and the presidency, but can’t come up with a damn plan.

Okay, they want to see the Democratic plan?

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Oh dear, I miss the good-ole-days when Republicans took Democratic surpluses and used it to give tax cuts to their rich friends instead of taking healthcare away from helpless little children.

They are crazy, y’all.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up.