Archive for June, 2017

Funny, John. Real Funny.

June 20, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

John McCain has become a real jokester.  Asked if he’d seen the healthcare bill, McCain quipped that he hasn’t, and kept going ….

“Nor have I met any American that has,” he added, according to Bloomberg. “I’m sure the Russians have been able to hack in and gotten most of it.”

Hell, Honey, it’s real likely that they wrote it.

 

Ya Think?

June 20, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

 

Senator Sheldon Whitehouse, a Democrat from Rhode Island, think Michael Flynn does not want to spend the rest of his life in prison.

Look, I’m glad he’s cooperating – if he truly is – but I will not be cheated out of my chance to stand in front of a courthouse hollering, “Lock him up!”

 

 

He gave this speech while he knew for a damn fact that Donald Trump thought he was above the law.

“If I did a tenth of what she did, I would be in jail today,” Michael Flynn.

 

Okay, I Can Live With That

June 20, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

It could not have happened to two more deserving people.

This week’s episode of “Sunday Night with Megyn Kelly,” which featured InfoWars founder Alex Jones, came in last place among the four major broadcast networks, Variety reports.

“With 3.5 million total viewers, Kelly’s program not only came in behind Fox’s U.S. Golf Open Championship coverage (6.1 million) but also reruns of CBS’ 60 Minutes (5.3 million) and ABC’s America’s Funniest Home Videos (3.7 million).”

Honey, when America would rather watch golf and a rerun of 60 minutes than watch two enormous egos – both of whom are a wee crazy – play each other in a gotcha game, I have renewed faith in my country, dammit.

Way to go, America.

 

Spicey’s Greatest Hits

June 20, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

From our friends at Mother Jones, a 90 second retrospective of Sean Spicer’s greatest hits.  Enjoy:

Getting Hurricane Season Off to a Roaring Start

June 20, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Tropical Storms

OK, folks, for those of us who live along the Gulf Coast, here we go – the National Hurricane Center has called for the depression in the Gulf to become Tropical Storm Cindy and it’s forecast to come ashore Thursday morning around Sabine Pass.  If memory serves, this is about where Rita came ashore in 2005.  Houston is on the clean side so far, Lake Charles, not so much. Be safe out there.

Let Me Make This Clear

June 19, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

i heard tonight that the country is looking for a new White House press secretary.

I hereby take my name out of consideration.  I just wanted to make that official.

I know you are disappointed but there are some things even I won’t do.