I wanted to make some snide remarks about Syria and how Trump doesn’t talk to his generals, but I have granny duties today.

Y’all chat away!

I say that Trumpcare is withdrawn by 9:30 am Texas time tomorrow and the sounds of defeat will be celebrated throughout the land.

In other joyous news, Jared Kushner just hired Abbe Lowel to do his lawyering.  Jared must know he’s in big trouble.  Hey, as Hank Williams Jr said – it’s a family tradition.

Ivanka Trump.

“I try to stay out of politics,” Ivanka Trump said this morning when asked whether she advises her father, President Trump, on his tweets.

I guess that’s why she has an office at the White House.

Grover Norquist, the man who said, “I don’t want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub,” has taken a liking to Twitter.

Grover hates taxes and to illustrate that point, he tweet a tale of woe about his daughter.

So … as happens on Twitter, people tweeted back …

And the best of all …

Thanks to Mark for the heads up.

Sergey Kislyak is being called back home.

Where will Jared Kushner go to place his Moscow phone calls now?  I kinda suspect that Kislyak doesn’t want to answer questions, particularly since he’s been called “the most radioactive man in town.” I hope he doesn’t find himself on the business end of a syringe once he returns home.

Just when you thought the sleaze was all out of the tube, here comes Deutsche Bank.

One month before Election Day, Jared Kushner’s real estate company finalized a $285 million loan as part of a refinancing package for its property near Times Square in Manhattan.

The lender, Deutsche Bank, was negotiating to settle a federal mortgage fraud case and charges from New York state regulators that it aided a possible Russian money-laundering scheme. The cases were settled in December and January.

I am becoming increasingly suspicion that Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump are Boris and Natasha. I don’t know who is Bullwinkle in this whole mess, but I do know someone with the same IQ.

Bullwinkle: I’d like to apply for a job as an usher.
Boris: What experience have you had?
Bullwinkle: I’ve been in the dark for most of my life.

Rocky is obviously Mueller.  Or, if you want to fill the entire Bullwinkle cast – Dudley Doright.

I mean, if we’re gonna have a cartoon, at least let’s have a funny one.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.