Archive for March, 2017

AARP Jumping In

March 08, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Yeah, but it doesn’t have Obama’s name on it so it’s totally worth every penny.

By the way, this is also their fix for Social Security and Medicare – killing you before you reach 65.

 

My Favorite Thing On The Internet Machine Today

March 08, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I’m just gonna leave this right here.

Not All The Time

March 08, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Remember when Sean Spicer go real agitated and showed a display of Obamacare vs. TrumpDon’tCare?

 

And his contention was that it HAS to be better because it’s simpler and smaller?

Yeah, Sean, that line won’t work with your winkie either.

 

Wanna Bet?

March 08, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

If you want to make some money, they’re taking bets now.

I guess the real professionals think his odds of finishing his term are only about 50/50.

 

And the Nobel Peace Prize ain’t even on the plate.

 

What? She Thought They Did This Crap Sober?

March 08, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

In the State of Maine in the United States of America a newly elected Democrat, Moira Walsh, was in for a surprise.

She told the local radio station that members of the legislature have  “file cabinets full of booze.”

She also let us know that they recently took shots on the floor of the House of Representatives to celebrate Dominican Republic Independence Day.

Walsh says the drinking blows her mind and it’s “outrageous” that you can’t drive after two beers “but you can make laws that affect people’s lives forever when you’re half in the bag.”

Just half?  Hell Honey, you ought to come to Texas.  We do it fully bagged here.

 

We Have a Date!

March 07, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

CNN Breaking News

The first public hearing in the House on Russia’s meddling in US elections will be March 20, Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes said Monday.

Nunes said he has invited FBI Director James Comey and National Security Agency Director Mike Rogers, as well as former CIA Director John Brennan, former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper and former Attorney General Sally Yates, to testify.

Got popcorn?