I guess you heard yesterday that Trump is asking Congress to pay for The Wall.
My friend Harold Cook has it figured out.
Simple mistake to make.
Okay, so then this morning, to prove he wasn’t doing an about-face on The Wall, Trump tweets that we will pay for The Wall and Mexico will reimburse us. That’s a plan, but I haven’t seen the IOU yet.
Where is the damn IOU? Is it with the birth certificate?
In a blockbuster challenge, Americans Take Action have presented members of Congress with a 1,000 page legal brief that asserts that at least 50 Cheeto Jesus electors were illegally seated, and therefore voted illegally. After reviewing all of the states’ electors these 50 were determined to be illegal because 1) they didn’t live in the district which they represented, and 2) they already held elective office in states that don’t allow electors to hold 2 offices. For example, Florida’s constitution doesn’t allow electors to hold two offices, yet Pam Bondi, the state’s attorney general, also held the office of Elector, which is illegal.
Activists are trying to get Dems to mount a challenge today against congressional ratification of the vote, but I’m not holding my breath. Dems don’t do anything courageous and won’t with its calcified leadership.
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Just to beat Juanita Jean out the door this Friday, I found one just now that seemed appropriate for the times from the New Yorker:
Cheeto Jesus has done it again. I know, I know, we keep saying unprecedented, but in yet another unprecedented move, CJ has ordered ALL foreign ambassadors, regardless of current foreign negotiations or personal family situations, to abandon their posts no later than, uh…urp, inauguration day. Even though new ambassadors may take MONTHS to confirm, posts in key countries like the UK, Germany, Russia, and others will be empty on January 20th. The State Department, during both Democratic and Republican administrations, has always carefully managed transitions between ambassadors, especially when there are sensitive negotiations and personal family issues at play. Not so with incoming tyrant, His Orangeness, Cheeto Jesus. He’s ordering ALL diplomatic posts to be abandoned day one regardless of circumstance. With each passing day, CJ is proving himself not just to be an ignorant, arrogant ass (sorry, Momma), but intentionally weakening the US’s influence around the world. If I didn’t know better, I would be thinking that he’s trying to hand world power over the V. Putin and the Bolsheviks in Moscow.
Oh, wait…
Cheeto Jesus continues to punk the entire country – this time by hiring Omarosa Manigault, or as she prefers to be called, “Omarosa”, one of his early stars on The Apprentice, naming her as Ass-Kisser in Chief (sorry Momma). She’s been described as a “nightmare” to work with and a “reality TV Super Villain”.
Sweet Jesus. This is going to be a ride.