Y’all – it’s OutSmart time.  Enjoy.

Barack failed to close it, but maybe that’s a good thing.

JUST off the top of my head; JUST with what we’ve heard in the last week or so, the scorecard now stands at:

Perjury to Congress, treason, theft of intellectual property, violation of various federal laws regarding sanctions and trade, fraud, election tampering, civil rights violations, misprision of felony, bribery, accepting stolen data, violation of the emoluments clause and ethics laws, domestic and corporate espionage and conspiracy to commit all of the above.

For all this and probably much more, Dat Guy, his minions, his children, his appointees, and many of his fellow Republicans should be charged under RICO statutes, tried and sentenced, and then all sent to America’s Elba, Guantanamo Bay.

Orange is the New Orange

Ya’ll remember James Comey, that really nice FBI director who’s letter to Congress about Hillary’s emails 11 days before the election hung over her campaign like a fart in church?  (sorry, Momma) Then remember how he said, “NNNNEEEEVVVVEERRRRR MMMIIIINNNDDDD” several days later? Well.  Looks like Mr. Letter Writer might just get his.  He’s being investigated by the Justice Department for possible political motivation (oh, say it ain’t so, Joe; say it ain’t so); AND, it turns out that his deputy director is also in deep doo-doo because, as he was investigating Hillary, his wife was running for Virginia State Senate.  Apparently he should have recused himself.  They’re also investigating whether someone leaked the info to Hillary’s campaign.  I wonder if they’re going to investigate why Rudy Giuliani knew about the email letter weeks before it hit?

You know, during James Comey’s hearing when he was asked if there was an investigation of Trump’s connections to Russia and he replied that the FBI never says whether or not there is an investigation, irony grew hair on it’s chest and melted through ten feet of hard Texas clay.

So, it can be nothing but good news that the Justice Department’s Inspector General will launch a probe into the behavior of the Justice Department and the FBI over the release of Comey’s investigation.

The probe, which comes in response to requests from numerous chairmen and ranking members of congressional oversight committees, will look into allegations that Director James B. Comey broke bureau policy with his various public disclosures regarding the investigation into Hillary Clinton’s private email server.

This might be fun.

The federal case against Texas AG Ken Paxton for securities fraud was put in hold when a judge pitched it out last year, but the Security and Exchange Commission refiled it.

However, he has three pending criminal cases in Texas and his days of postponing judgement day has run out.

Just hours ago, we learned that Paxton will go to trial on the state charges on May 1st.  Jury selection will be in mid to late April.  All this is right in the middle of the legislative session and when people are starting to file to run against him.

In the criminal case, Paxton faces three felony charges of breaking Texas securities law. If convicted, he could be sent to prison for five to 99 years.

Last year, Paxton exhausted his options in trying to put an end to the criminal case. The final blow came in October, when Texas’ highest criminal court declined to hear a Paxton appeal.

Miss Karma is in the green room filing her nails and considering her options. That makes me so happy.

Okay, the guy who took Ron Paul’s place is outraged, outraged, I tell you that Jim Acosta be fired for being “disrespectable” to Donald Trump.

Randy Weber is such a great American that he called President Obama “Kommandant-In-Chef,” and more than once compared him to Hitler. He said Obama was siding with terrorists, and could not be trust with ebola because … Benghazi.

Yeah, we gotta keep an eye on people being disrespectful to Donald Trump.