Archive for October, 2016

Yeah, That’ll Work.

October 20, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

We now have scientific proof that supporting Donald Trump lowers your IQ points.

Sean Hannity, y’all, is not taking Donald Trump’s failed campaign in good spirits.

He’s all over Paul Ryan like ugly on a bullfrog.

 

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Yeah, that Gohmert, the guy who thought Texas was being invaded during a military drill, and has said so many wacky things that it takes ten pages on google to list them all – on this website alone!

Now take another sip of coffee and think about Louie Gohmert leading the House of Representatives and being third in line for the presidency. No, don’t pick up the butter knife and point it at your heart.  With any luck at all, a Democrat will hold that position in January.

Thanks to Fred for the heads up.

All The Nasty Women Check In!

October 20, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I need all the Nasty Women and the people who love them to line up over here to the left and check in because we have a job to do before November 8th.  Bad hombres are invited, too.

I was at a party last night sponsored by the Bangladesh American Society. It was a blast. These are people who have chosen to be Americans, have been tested on their Constitutional knowledge, and were outraged at the way Donald Trump treats women and the Bill of Rights.

 

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But, if they graciously offer you a beautiful plate of food and it has some sort of innocent looking creamed corn on it, holy cow, do not put that in your mouth.  Hell, I’m from Texas and that was 190 degrees too hot for me.

By the way, the biggest laugh of the night from the room came when Trump said, “Nobody respects women more that I do.”

 

Open Debate Thread

October 19, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Please feel free to chat it up!

Well, I Guess They Found Out What Happens When You Combine Ugly With Ignorant

October 19, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

If what can only be good news for us, Vanity Fair says that Donald Trump and Roger Ailes aren’t speaking.

The reason for the fallout depends on who you ask.

“Ailes’s camp said Ailes learned that Trump couldn’t focus—surprise, surprise—and that advising him was a waste of time,” Sherman said. “These debate prep sessions weren’t going anywhere.”

On the Trump side, Ellison said the story is different: “Even for the second debate, Ailes kept going off on tangents and talking about his war stories while he was supposed to be prepping Trump.”

Oh, they they both agree that the other one has too big an ego.  With any luck at all, they will explode and fly around the room backwards for hours blowing ego foam all over the room.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

And … The Most Tasteless Newspaper Ad Ever

October 19, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

From the Las Vegas newspaper …

 

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Don’t worry guys, once the election is in the bag, Obama is coming to get your guns.

Thanks to Epp for the heads up.

The Most Tasteless Halloween Costume Ever

October 19, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

And you can buy it on Ebay.

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Journalist Jemima Goldsmith debuted the costume at the Unicef UK Halloween Ball and is now selling it on eBay.

Goldsmith told The Huffington Post she chose to wear the costume for the Halloween fete because “Donald Trump seems to be the ultimate horror.”

“I generally steer clear of politics when supporting UNICEF as they try to remain apolitical as an organization,” she told us. “But given that Donald’s views on refugees and the World’s needy are the antithesis of charitable, I made an exception this year.”

Tasteless and wonderful – my favorite combination!

Thanks to Epp for the heads up.