The largest newspaper in Texas, The Houston Chronicle, who rarely if never, supports a Democrat hauled off and endorsed Hillary Clinton this weekend.

I know that’s pretty darned unbelievable.  Yet, it happened. They not only endorsed her, they praised her. And the cherry on the top? They quote Michelle Obama.

The rightwing folks have blown a gasket and their doohickey ain’t working proper.  They are upset on top of angry covered by desperation with fear dripping around the edges.  In short, they are not happy.

My local newspaper, the smallest in Texas, editorialize that you can’t vote for Hillary because she lies.  You know, like the time she said the NFL sent her a letter about the debate schedule.  And that she had proof that Barack Obama wasn’t born in the United States because she sent investigators to Hawaii and they were the best investigators, not like your stupid investigators.  And that she said three times that she had a relationship with Putin and now says she doesn’t.  She’s a liar.

We’re having fun now.

Oh y’all, this morning, even damn old Mitch McConnell figured out what was going on in the war between Donald Trump and goodness and mercy.  The result was that we get to see how fast a turtle can run —

“Captain Khan was an American hero, and like all Americans I’m grateful for the sacrifices selfless young men like Captain Khan and their families have made for the war on terror,” McConnell said.

And John McCain got even, too.

Sen. John McCain accused Donald Trump of defaming Khizr Khan and argued the Republican presidential candidate does not represent the GOP.

“While our Party has bestowed upon him the nomination, it is not accompanied by unfettered license to defame those who are the best among us,” McCain said in a statement Monday.

Trump?  Well, he’s still saying —

“While I feel deeply for the loss of his son, Mr. Khan who has never met me, has no right to stand in front of millions of people and claim I have never read the Constitution, (which is false) and say many other inaccurate things,” Trump said.

Uh, did he say “no right”?  Dude, that right there is prima facia evidence that indeed you have never read the Constitution.