Donald Trump’s response to the 50 – count ‘um, fifty – Republican national security experts who calls him reckless was a really good one.

Donald Trump responded to a letter signed by fifty national security experts and advisors who won’t vote for the GOP nominee by saying that he “hadn’t planned on using any of these people.”

Yeah, he wasn’t going to hire them anyway.  So there.

“They don’t feel relevant because of that and they form a group and they go out and try to get some publicity for themselves and they hope that somebody else other than Trump wins because that way they can get a job,” he said.

Oh yeah, that’s the deal.  They wanted a job because Hillary will certainly hire Republican national security advisers.

So now all of them will be poor people and unable to afford dinner.  Please send them some canned goods, y’all.

Y’all, this reality show politics has taken a turn for the worse.

Former World Series pitcher Curt Schilling is a great pitcher but he’s got a kink in his thinking mechanic.  He also can’t get along with anybody and is semi-famous for whining a lot.

Schilling, whose computer game business went belly-up and he was forced to sell his home to pay bills, thinks his bad business decisions are the Democrats fault.  He got a job doing color commentary for ESPN but got fired from that because his rightwing jabbering bothered the ever-livin’ daylights out of everybody.

He hates Hillary Clinton.  I mean, purple rage hate.  He said that she should be buried under a jail somewhere.  He said that.  I’m pretty sure he knew he was talking out loud when he said it.

Poor Ole Curt is a major supporter of Donald Trump and, bless his double digit IQ heart, that got Curt to thinking.

Curt is going to run for president.  Yeah, of the United States.  Well, maybe not so much the United part because Curt believes that states should have all the rights.

“I am going to run, soon,” Schilling wrote back.

When asked for details, Schilling replied, “state office first, white house in 8 years :)”

And then he added: “or 4 if by some amazing illegal event this country elects another clinton.”

Well, look at this way – a bankrupt businessman with a chip on his shoulder who can’t seem to get along with anybody.  That’s the Republican paragon.

Okay, so there’s a probate judge in Alabama who refused to perform marriage ceremonies for LGBTQ people because … Jesus.

He just got caught sexting a former bride in his court who married a much older man … you know, about the same age as the judge.

The complaint said Archer met a woman in 2013 when she was 34 and went to the probate office to wed a 68-year-old man. Archer performed the ceremony and noted the large age difference between the two, the complaint said.

The wedding was soon annulled, according to the complaint. In January, Archer began sending the woman sexually explicit messages and nude photos on Facebook, investigators alleged.

So, he’s sending naked pictures of himself on Facebook because … horny.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

Remember T-this?

I’m…. almost perfect.

Well, read T-this and listen to the video.  His every economic policy is designed to benefit himself, I know, but T-trillions of dollars for what??

OK it’s time for audience participation.  Finish this sentence:

Forget Obamaphones, Trump is giving away…

Fifty – count ‘um, 50 – top GOP national security officials came out today and pitched a fit about Donald Trump ever being president.

Donald Trump’s effort to appeal to establishment Republicans suffered another setback on Monday as 50 senior GOP national security officials warned in a new letter that Trump would “risk our country’s national security and well-being.”

I dunno about you, but my well-being and non-headache state is seriously disturbed by the mere presence on Donald Trump on my teevee screen.  I’m pretty much an expert in well-being because, you know, I do hair.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

It’s been a banner day for Donald Trump.  And here’s the banner:

A ban on all financial regulation?  Dude.  I like the financial plan that everybody Dad’s gives them one million dollars when they turn 21.

And the rest of his financial speech didn’t go much better.  Although it was supposed to be a private speech, he was interrupted 14 times.

“You want to close Michigan plants and outsource our jobs! ” yelled Jacquie Maxwell, a Grosse Pointe auto worker. “How are we supposed to raise our families without good jobs? Is that what you call winning?”

Another protester targeted Trump’s comments on sexual harassment. “Why are you blaming the victims of sexual harassment?” shouted Sarah Messer, a food service worker from Detroit.

Trump did not lash back at the protesters.  He just read the speech and stayed stoned.

I don’t care who you are – this is gonna make a great bumper sticker.

One woman opted for a more lighthearted call than her fellow protesters. “Tiny hands! All you got is tiny hands!” she yelled to Trump.

Ya gotta wonder what the fool tarnation Trump is doing.