Archive for July, 2016

Melania Loves Michelle

July 19, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Everyone I know was semi-impressed with Melania Trump’s speech last night.  She did an admirable job for a woman who really doesn’t do public speaking.

The only criticism I heard by the time I went to bed last night was that her speech only highlighted her husband’s bombastic and word salad communications.

This morning there’s some ‘splainin’ to do.

Donald Trump’s presidential campaign came under new scrutiny Tuesday after it became apparent that part of Melania Trump’s primetime address Monday night at the Republican National Convention bore conspicuous similarities to a speech delivered by first lady Michelle Obama in 2008 at the Democratic convention.

This morning Trump’s campaign chairman Paul Manafort said it could not possibly in any way, shape, or form be plagiarized for one simple reason —

“She was speaking in front of 35 million people last night, she knew that, to think that she would be cribbing Michelle Obama’s words is crazy.”

And the Trumps would never, ever do anything crazy, right?

Chris Christy also poo-pooed the idea that it’s plagiarized.  He argued that 93% of the words are different.  Yeah, he’s right.  Melanie used the term Donald Trump. Michelle Obama never said those words.

Manafort got so riled up after seeing the side-by-side comparison of the speeches that he —- oh, he made headlines with the crazy.

 

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See the side by side here.

I am having such fun!

Last night my friend Hazel commented sweetly, “She is a lovely woman but she is not an American.  Just like his ties – made in China.”

And this I’m adding an hour later —

 

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Oh John, That’s Kinda Sad

July 18, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

John McCain is feeling the heat.  He’s worried about losing his senate seat.  So, he goes all daisy-counting on his opponent.

Click right here.

And notice President Obama in the background.

We’re all going to die!

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.  

It’s Kickoff Time!

July 18, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Here’s my story:

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And I’m sticking to it.

 

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No matter what they say.

 

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Or do.

 

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It’s gonna be the best week ever!

Republican “Hungry for Power Games”

His last line:  I know I am not supposed to be up here but neither is Donald Trump.

That’s entertainment.  I can’t wait for Chachi’s foreign policy speech.

 

Paul Ryan’s House Interns (Seriously. I am Not Making This Up.)

July 17, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Well, lookie here ….

 

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Okay, there’s guys, there’s women, there’s white people … oh.  Oh dear.

 

 

Seen at The Republican National Convention

July 17, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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Obvious reasons?  Apparently not so obvious to them.  After all, they put it up.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

An Arranged Marriage

July 17, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

It is the honest to goodness truth and a verifiable scientific fact that the theme song played for Trump’s announcement of Mike Pence as his running mate was the Rolling Stones “You Can’t Always Get What You Want.”

UnknownYeah, well, you can bet that wasn’t done by mistake.

“And one of the reasons is party unity, so many people have said, party unity. Because I’m an outsider,” he added in explaining his decision.

And by party unity he means “the Koch Brothers have a lot of money and I don’t.”

That’s certainly exciting.  Party unity.  Not that Pence would be a great President or that he’s a leader, but that the Republican Party trumps good government.  (See what I did there?)

My favorite meme of the team —

 

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Not even counting the piano man, I love the way that Pence is looking at Trump’s stubby little fingers.