Archive for July, 2016

Sunday Blessing on All God’s Children

July 03, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so you think luck is going our way?  Oh Honey, you don’t even know.

Vetting for Trump’s Veep —

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Culvahouse, a former White House counsel who is managing the vetting for Trump, was the lawyer who vetted then-Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin for the GOP vice-presidential nomination during the 2008 campaign.

And how did that Palin thing work out for ya?

Oh yeah, you’ve got 319 million people to pick from and you pick the same guy who thought Sarah Palin was perfectly suited to be vice president.  Great judgment, Trump.

 

Not To Be Outdone in the Stoopid and Corrupt Division

July 02, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

So Donald Trump decided to tweet something about Hillary and he either didn’t notice or didn’t care that he was using the Star of David on a background of money to do it.  Because he’s an idiot.

 

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Then he slyly fixed it like it never happened.

 

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By the way, when you wonder who the hell supports this guy —

 

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— it’s people who won’t be around long enough to “enjoy” his presidency.  I have all these really old farts in my town supporting Trump.  I think it’s their final way of saying, “Get the hell off my lawn!”

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

 

Oh, So NOW They Take It Personally.

July 01, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

You’re not going to believe this.  No, wait, yes you are.

A day after House members learned that the drinking water in one of the Congressional office buildings had been shut off due to lead contamination, a bipartisan group of 61 representatives sent a letter to the Environmental Protection Agency demanding that it improve its lead regulations.

The letter urges the EPA to update the Lead and Copper Rule, the regulation meant to keep the U.S.’s drinking water free from lead contamination, so that the threshold for action is lower.

Now if we could get someone to shoot up congress with an AR15, we could get gun control.

Or withdraw their health care and make them go to the VA.

Now we know the trick to making problems matter.

Thanks to Mike for the heads up.

When Words Aren’t Enough

July 01, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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Here’s what I have to say:

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Fun With Guns: Mansplaining Safety Edition

July 01, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

If there’s one thing you need to be really afraid of, it’s men explaining manly things.

A guy arrives bleeding at a hospital in Grovetown, Georgia.

The man told police he was attempting to show his wife how the safety worked on his Sig Saur P238. According to police reports, the man stated the bullet entered the palm of his left hand and exited the back of his hand. He then said his wife took him to the hospital.

I am willing to make a large bet that, “Stoopid sumbitch!” was uttered more than once on the way to the hospital.

Thanks to Larry for the heads up.

Friday Toons

July 01, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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