Y’all, Texas Congressvarmint Pistol Pete Sessions (we call him that because he’s always shooting off his mouth) has found himself in the position of being unable to keep all them minority-type folks in the proper categories.

Pistol Pete says that Pulse cannot possible be a gay nightclub because ….

Oh my.  We could not possibly grieve gays, but Latinos, well, they are mostly okay – except, of course, those from Mexico.  Plus, Latinos can’t be gay.  And gays can’t be Latinos, right?  Can black people be gay?  Pete hasn’t figured that out.

Pete’s spokesperson (clean up person) said he was misunderstood.

“What my boss meant to say was that there weren’t only gay individuals at the club but people from all walks of life were present,” Boothe said.

Oh hell, he didn’t mean to say that and you know it.  He meant what he said because he’s a an old white guy who hasn’t been to a dance club since Sonny and Cher broke up.

Y’all, Pete is goofy.  And there’s just too many minorities for him to keep up with them.

Thanks to Dominic for the heads up.

Okay, here ya go.  Translated from Cuban/Canadian/Texan into English what this means is that he wants to be able to call African Americans the N word, LGBT people the Q word, and Muslims the Sand N words.

Women should be called dames, cute little filly, or simply, sweetheart followed by words fetch me some …

He wants to fly his confederate flag and name all the school Jefferson Davis.

He’s sick of mixed marriages on teevee, and that Neal deGrasse Tyson should have to wear white face when he talking smart.

Black men should not be allowed in the White House because that just doesn’t even make sense.

He wants to preach that Muslim people aren’t even people because they don’t love Jesus.

He wants to rename the Girl Scouts to the Not Lesbian Scouts.

He wants Mexicans to stop talking that moon man – language that he can’t even understand.

He wants people to start naming their kids Ozzie and Harriet like normal people.

Newt Gingrich can roll up here on the boots of ex-wives and kiss my big blue butt.

You know that thing about history repeating itself?  Grab your hat!

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich proposed the creation of a new version of the controversial House Un-American Activities Committee to root out American citizens who plan to commit terrorist attacks in the U.S.

“We originally created the House Un-American Activities Committee to go after Nazis. We passed several laws in 1938 and 1939 to go after Nazis and we made it illegal to help the Nazis. We’re going to presently have to go take the similar steps here,” Gingrich said in a Monday appearance on “Fox and Friends.”

Oh, and Gingrich gets to play the role of Joe McCarthy in this version?

Y’all, he’s serious.

Can I be the first to turn in Newt Gingrich as one who might commit terrorism?  Please, please, pretty please, let me be the first.

Breaking News!

Here’s the story.

Okay, so I figure that Putin wants Donald Trump to be president so badly that Putin should have to list this as an in-kind contribution with the FEC.

Oh y’all, when will Texas rightwing politicians just shuddup.  First Dan Patrick and now Ted Cruz.

Ted issued a statement yesterday explaining how liberals are at fault in Orlando.

For all the Democrats who are loud champions of the gay and lesbian community whenever there is a culture battle waging, now is the opportunity to speak out against an ideology that calls for the murder of gays and lesbians. ISIS and the theocracy in Iran (supported with American taxpayer dollars) regularly murder homosexuals, throwing them from buildings and burying them under rocks. This is wrong, it is evil, and we must all stand against it.

Wait, dude, you won’t even let them go to the bathroom and now you’re leading the “I Love The Gays!” parade?

This is the same guy who spoke at a conference with Kevin Swanson who repeatedly said that gays should be killed and said noting.

Shuddup.  Just shut the hell up.

Thanks to Scott for the heads up.