Okay, best I can figure, here’s the chain of events in Texas Lt. Gov Dan Patrick’s mind.

1. Patrick says the President is some kind of disgusting pervert over mind-you-own-business bathrooms.
2. Patrick immediately asks for federal funding for Texas to fight the Zika, because for all its talk about seceding, Texas apparently doesn’t have any money.
3. Patrick then decides that Obama probably won’t give Texas the Zika money because Obama would rather watch women and babies die than give up on mind-you-own-business bathrooms.
4. So, because Obama is clearly not giving Texas the money it needs and wants women to die, Obama needs to be impeached.

Patrick has it all figured out, except for the part that Obama doesn’t have any money. The congress has to approve the funding. But, that’s “Washington’s fault,” meaning Obama.

President Obama asked Congress to come up with nearly $2 billion to battle the virus but efforts to finalize a funding bill for Zika prevention has reached a three-month standstill. Proposals from both the Senate and the House are far short of the Obama administration’s initial request for $1.9 billion to fight Zika

“The Senate comes up with a plan there, the House comes up with a plan—they are arguing over the money,” Patrick said.

Uh, somebody remind me which political party controls the house and the senate?  Libertarian?  Whig?  Oh yeah, Obama!

I swear on all that is holy, if his IQ drops 2 more points, we’ll have to water him twice a week.

I want you to meet Jared Woodfill.  I know I’ve told you about this guy more times than you can count, like here, here, and here.

He’s a stinker.

I have often described him as a fastidious little man and I have had difficulty coming up with a better description. However, “a fastidious little man who is enormously concerned about what’s in your pants” might work, too.

Jared has mainly stayed in Houston screeching about whose sex life is his business, and that apparently covers everyone. This guy is so crazy that he lost last month when he ran for Texas Republican Party Chairman because he’s “too out there.” Now think how far that’s gotta be.  You’d have to join the Starfleet Federation.

Well, he’s gone statewide — over ….. bathrooms.

The term transgender is a euphemism, a weaker alternative, for the term pervert, in order to make the behavior seem more acceptable. Men who dress up like women and want to use women’s bathrooms, showers and locker rooms are sexual deviants and perverts.

They are running $2 million worth of ads targeting Target for having a mind-you-own-business bathroom policy.

Here’s my deal. They keep saying that little girls will be targeted by sex perverts. Why don’t they care about little boys? Are they savage little boys for themselves or something?

Thanks to Lorraine for the heads up.

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Welcome to Bexar County (think San Antonio).

On Christmas Eve in 2009, Ezekiel Gilbert paid a 23-year-old Craigslist “escort” $150.  Then, she wouldn’t have sex with him.  So Ezekiel did what he had to do.  He shot her in the neck.  Yu know, just your average Christmas Eve.

She became paralyzed and later died.

So Ezekiel finally went to trial.  He was found not guilty.

Gilbert’s defense argued that the shooting wasn’t meant to kill, and that Gilbert’s actions were justified, because he believed that sex was included as part of the fee. Texas law allows people “to use deadly force to recover property during a nighttime theft.”

So, that happened.  In Texas.

Thanks to J. Barrett for the heads up.

Guess who has gone begging?  From the federal damn government?

That money will have Obama cooties on it.  And since this was in my local newspaper, I hope every damn Republican in the county sees it.

Abbott won’t take money intended for Medicaid for working class families and their children t get needed medical care.  But a flood, well, that’s different because water rises even for the rich as well as the poor.

There’s worse things than growing up gay in Texas.  I can’t think of what they are, but Dante’s inferno might come close.

We try to cure gay in Texas.

A Texas teen’s extended family is asking the public for help to “Save Sarah,” a 17-year-old girl whose parents sent her off to an East Texas boarding facility to “pray the gay away” after she took her girlfriend to prom.

Some people doubt this is real.  I have every reason on God’s green earth to believe it is.  They had me at “East Texas.”

The CHA Law Group representing the teen and her family confirmed the statements on the GoFundMe page on Wednesday.

“I can’t comment on pending litigation, other than to authenticate that to the best of my knowledge, the background information on the GoFundMe shared by Sarah’s cousin is truthful,” Sarah’s lawyer Christine Andresen said.

This is East Texas, bygawd, and we can cure anything.