Y’all are in trouble now!
It has come to my attention that just because Miz Juanita Jean is off calypsoing on a cruise, just because Chipster’s got the bar, everyone thinks it’s party time!
Well… yeah!
But just in case you think you can get away with anything, you should know that free speech is now stifled, dissent is now outlawed, and everyone must speak nicely about me, because Donald Trump has show us the way.
His newest hired gun, Paul Manafort, was ostensibly brought in to herd delegates. But Manafort is an old-school turd-polisher, who has spent most of his professional life putting lipstick on pigs, dictators and the occasional Republican. He was brought into Trump’s orbit originally by Roy Cohn, whom we’ve previously established was the Sith mentor to the young, emo, Donnykin Drumpfalker (and was born to be played by James Woods.)
Manafort outmaneuvered the hapless hellion Cory Lewandowski (whose specialty is sucker-punching protesters, girl reporters and the GOP electorate) and is now the Karl Rove of the Drumpf Putsch.
Much like I have muscled my way into control of this here party boat. But just in case you think this a just another booze cruise and you can just trash the place… say hello to my little friend!—>
The beatings will continue until America is Great Again!