Archive for April, 2016

No, Wait, Bad idea.

April 13, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Maine Governor Paul LePage has taken over the headlines that Rick Perry used to get.  You know, the ones that announce a governor is dumb, childish, and self-absorbed.

I’ve told you about LePage being a coward, refusing to swear-in a newly elected State Senator, disparaging the ladies, how he wants to start beheading people, is a racist, supports child labor, how he is an inept governor, and he slapped Rosie the Riveter.

Now he’s decided to make a political move.

During a speech to the Orono-area business community Tuesday night, LePage said he is considering a 2018 run for Senate, according to MPBN.

Yeah, the Senate!  He’ll fit in perfectly.

Thanks to Ron for the heads up.

My Progressive Manifesto

April 13, 2016 By: Primo Encarnación Category: Uncategorized

Throughout its history, the United States has evolved in fits and starts towards the “more perfect Union” that the Preamble to the Constitution gives as its first raison d’etre. This evolution comprises the journey towards universal suffrage, the recognition of full personhood irrespective of various accidents of birth, and the steady identification, promulgation and expansion of personal, human rights.

Indeed, throughout its dual history as a handbook for governance and a statement of what it means to be fully human in America, the Constitution has only once taken away a right in the name of a dubious righteousness, and that was in the Eighteenth Amendment: Prohibition.   Recognition that this was a fool’s errand and not consonant with the purposes of the document led rightfully to repeal in the Twenty-First Amendment, the only such in our history.

The people pushing these forward changes have been called “liberal” or “progressive” or “radicals” or “reformers.” People resistant to change are known as “conservatives” or “reactionaries.” The Party labels for these factions have changed and reversed over time: Radical Republicans were violently and virulently against slavery, for example, while Conservative Democrats favored its expansion into the Territories and new States.

The arc of political history in America has always been like a pendulum’s, directed as times dictated, between the two extremes. We now find ourselves at the beginning of a long sweep away from a reactionary Republican conservatism that began in opposition to the New Deal and Great Society programs, and then swept America rightward during the Reagan years: Right politically, Right socially, Right religiously, Right economically, Right diplomatically and wrong in each and every case.

Fortunately, this retrograde march away from progress faced a countervailing popular culture that advanced the cause of acceptance in the face of a sullenly stubborn recidivism. Unfortunately, this only served to confirm the Rightistas in their righteous indignation, that America was an unrecognizable mutt offspring of too much acceptance of The Other bred to an over-permissive society. To do that, they invented their own shadow popular culture on talk radio, on cable TV and, laughably, within various entertainment genres.

However, now on the cusp of a long left-ward swing, the Progressive movement‘s pendulum is a broom poised to sweep all of that away, establishing a new center to the Left, and setting the stage for the next great expansion of American society towards justice, domestic tranquility, and general welfare; that is, towards that more perfect Union.

The Presidential election of 2016 is all the proof of this watershed moment we need. The Republican electorate, a fragmented pastiche of oft-competing conservative priorities, has been held together with bubble gum and baling wire almost since its inception, and has remained united only through its hatred of all things “liberal.” Use, however, had accustomed many of them to previously “liberal” concepts, as even the angriest of the Tea Party embraces the cognitive dissonance of “keep your government hands off my Medicare.”

That coalition is exploding, as the number of GOP candidates was well into double digits at the start of the election cycle, while the Democratic side only fielded a few, two of which were former Republicans. That alone illustrates the sea-change we are undergoing, but even more telling is the presence – and the success – of an avowed Socialist in the race.

It is clear now that the remaining viable candidates on the Republican side – Trump and Cruz – are unacceptable to the electorate in general and that at least one third of the Republican electorate will stay home or vote Democratic if either of them is the candidate. Given such an opportunity, the Democrats have taken it to move their platform to the Left, thanks again to the avowed Socialist, Bernie Sanders. Although he will probably not be nominated, it will be his platform that drives the rest of this race.

And that’s Progress. But that’s only a good start. In order to ensure that this progress continues, we must grow beyond the bounds of the 2016 election, and fundamentally remake the political underpinnings throughout the country, so that the last vestiges of the husky, brusque, Know-Nothing proto-fascism of today’s GOP can be swept out of public life at every level of government.

There were inklings of this during the 2008 election. Democrats regained control of both houses of Congress as well as the White House with an exciting grass roots campaign – Obama for America – that failed to carry its enthusiasm past electing Barack Obama, twice. Since then, heroic obstructionism on the part of Rightistas fighting a rearguard action has only exacerbated the problems that many thought we had overcome in that first flush of 2009 success.

Eight years wiser, and with an entire new crop of excited, motivated activists clamoring for the reins, we must not repeat the mistakes of the early Obama years, when the OFA momentum (now rechristened as Organizing for America) was squandered in a futile attempt to affect an unaffected and ineffectual Congress, especially during the Cap and Trade debate.

Instead, the Progressive movement must remain on the hustings, organizing on a state and local level, in order to take back the school boards, and the city councils, and the county boards, and the state assemblies, and the executive offices at all those levels, in order to undo the positive harm that has been done to real people in the name of Rectitude, but to the sole benefit of the rich and/or political.

The Progressive movement must become more than a movement, and actively take over the machinery of the Democratic Party, if possible, at the precinct, ward, township, county and state levels. If it is not possible to take over the organization, then we must fight from within it to nominate progressive candidates and build progressive platforms. And then we must take over government at each of those levels. We must build a governing coalition of Left-thinking individuals.

The Progressive movement must think in the long term, and act in the near term, every day.

The Progressive movement must not succumb to the mistakes made on the Right, and devise pledges or purity tests or other exclusionary criteria. The whole essence of the Progressive movement is that we embrace pluralism, we recognize competing priorities and contradictory ideas, and we compromise where necessary that PROGRESS be made.

Where we do NOT compromise is in the ultimate goals: that suffrage truly be universal; that respect for all lives and acceptance of all lifestyles truly be upheld; that stewardship of Earth is vital to all species, including us; that basic human needs are themselves rights; and that the Four Freedoms be truly practiced and protected: that religion be tolerated, but intolerance is not religious; that speech be protected, but money is not speech; that poverty is sinful, but the poor are not the sinners; that fearful is no way to live, and certainly no way to vote.

That respect for basic human dignity be freely given to all, demanded of all and defended by all.

Then we will have truly made Progress towards that more perfect Union, and secured the blessings of liberty for ourselves, and our posterity.

And Ever Since Then, Ted Cruz Has Been Our Dildo

April 13, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I have been talking about Donald Trump far too much considering that the alternative is worse – Ted Cruz.

TedCruz_nitwit_2We do not cotton to people having sex toys in Texas.  In 2003, a mother was arrested by undercover agents for hosting a “passion party” where devices of a sexual nature were being sold to women in the privacy of their homes, kinda like Tupperware.  The State of Texas considers lady parties to be obscene.

At the time all this was happening, Ted Cruz was the Solicitor General of Texas.  That means he defends the state in lawsuits.

Ancient warriors threw spears at each other.  Lawyers replicate that by throwing paper at each other.  Court files can grow so large that they need a dolly to carry them around, and this case was no different.

The case Cruz argued to the courts had this as its central theme:

“There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship.”

There was a “government” interest, it maintained, in “discouraging…autonomous sex.”

So the pursuit of happiness does not cover masturbation, and the police could barge in your home at any time to see what your hand is doing.

Texas’ policy at the time was that you could own a sex toy but you couldn’t buy one.  If that law had been upheld, sex toy craft classes would have had their own HGTV show.

The courts have overruled Cruz’s argument but that’s when Texas women decided that Ted Cruz was our dildo.

Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.

Ted’s college roommate replied on Twitter —

 

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Cute

April 12, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Sometime something is so darn cute that you just have to share it.

A DesMoines, Iowa, cafe wanted to send a message to Senator Chuck Grassley so they redesigned their menu.

Here’s what they came up with.

It’s the #DoYourJob Menu

 

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Well played, Iowa, well played.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

Walker! Walker! Pick Walker!

April 12, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Donald Trump is talking about the Veep spot on the Republican ticket.

Answered prayers.

Scott_WalkerYes. I like Marco Rubio. Yeah. I could,” he answered. As for a potential Rubio vice president: “There are people I have in mind in terms of vice president. I just haven’t told anybody names. … I do like Marco. I do like (John) Kasich. … I like (Scott) Walker actually in a lot of ways. I hit him very hard. … But I’ve always liked him. There are people I like, but I don’t think they like me because I have hit them hard.”

Oh, oh, oh.  Scott Walker, please Scott Walker.

And there’s more …

Trump described himself as an Ayn Rand fan. He said of her novel The Fountainhead, “It relates to business (and) beauty (and) life and inner emotions. That book relates to … everything.” He identified with Howard Roark, the novel’s idealistic protagonist who designs skyscrapers and rages against the establishment.

Yeah, that worked really well for Rand Paul.

He says “it relates to business and beauty and life and inner emotions.”  Like other books don’t.  Maybe if he’d read Grapes of Wrath … nah, Trump does not own a pair of empathy pants.

 

Get Your States’ Popcorn Concession Right Here

April 12, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Set your alarm clock for May 2nd because Sarah Palin and Bill Nye the Science Guy are going to debate climate change.

No, I am not kidding.  I would not kid about something this wonderful.

Palin said, “I’m very passionate about this issue. We’ve been told by fear-mongers that global warming is due to man’s activities and this presents strong arguments against that in a very relatable way.”

I am certain that Bill Nye said, “Oh thank you sweet Jesus,” but that hasn’t been reported anywhere. Yet.

Vice Presidential DebateVerdelia said that she would even watch that on pay-per-view.  So, that got us to thinking: how much would you pay to see this debate?

Let’s start with a base payment of ten bucks.  Hell, you know you’d pay ten bucks just to see what outrageous 1980’s outfit that Palin shows up in.

If Palin is drunk again, that’s another ten bucks.  If Palin is drunk and Nye is high, you gotta go with $20.

If Nye agrees to tie 100 IQ points behind his back, it’s another ten to see him drool and still whip Palin.

If Nye walks across the stage and smacks Palin over the head with an Atlas, viewing rights go up at least $7.50, right?

If there’s sideline commentary by Neil deGrasse Tyson, they can have my retirement fund because I’d just die right there.

Thanks to Paul for the heads up.