Texas, ya’ll.

Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller seems to think he’s only in charge of fertilizer.

Somebody really, really, needs to take away his social media accounts.

That ain’t real, you know.

The picture was taken at MIT in 2009.  It had an equation on it called the Navier-Stokes.

 The t-shirt is imprinted with the continuity equation and the Navier-Stokes equations (of motion) for incompressible flow. These are the equation governing fluid flow, omitting the energy equation. No closed form solution exists for the general case.

Sid got one thing right.  The President is laughing at him. Along with the rest of us.

Thanks to Lisbeth for the heads up.

If you’ve been living under a rock for the past 48 hours, I have to inform you of some very grim news:  Sarah Palin is the new Judge Judy.

Yeah, that’s something we need.  A woman who knows nothing about the law and whose family gets into brawls regularly and who obviously drinks a little too much and who can’t be understood in the English language and who has failed at every other teevee attempt to have a “reality” show.  Honey, she ain’t even in the same zip code as reality.

Personally, I think we should wait until the next president to decide if Sarah Palin can have a teevee show.

Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.

As you know, Ted Cruz is having himself a little fit about President Obama staying in Cuba instead of going to Brussels and personally shooting a Muslim.

Meanwhile, Cruz and Trump were threatening each other’s wives on Twitter.  Cruz’s people put a naked picture of Trump’s wife on Twitter and then Trump threatened to “spill the beans” on Cruz’s wife.

If President Obama had any respect for the people of Brussels, he would have left Cuba and headed to Twitter to blackmail his opponent’s wife.

Y’all, it’s getting bad when Glenn Beck is the standard of sanity in the Republican Party.

Jeb Bush endorsed Ted Cruz today.

Okay, here’s what you do.

Walk up to people all day and tell them, “I know this woman who lives in Texas and she says that she’d vote for Donald Trump eight days a week before she’d even think about voting for Ted Cruz.”

YELL IT, DAMMIT!

Ted Cruz is the most sincerely and deeply evil person on the planet.  He’s just one white cat short of being a Bond villain, y’all.  And I mean that.  He ain’t Cheney evil.  He’s Dr. Julius No evil.

Y’all Remember Jamie Gilt, the Florida pro-gun activist whose four-year-old son shot her in the back.

Mr. Irony has a good bite.

local prosecutors [are] asking that Gilt be charged with the second-degree misdemeanor, which carries a penalty of up to 180 days in jail, Capt. Gator DeLoach told reporters.

I think the best deal in town is that Jamie can either have a gun or a kid, but not both.

On her personal Facebook page, Gilt once bragged about her son: “Even my 4 year old gets jacked up to target shoot with the .22.”

Jacked-up?  Looks like that kid got even.

Thanks to John for the heads up.