Alabama Governor Robert Bentley ran as a family-values Republican.  He just won’t real clear about whose family he meant.

Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley admitted Wednesday he made “inappropriate” comments to his chief advisor two years ago but denied he had an affair with her.

Bentley said there was no “sexual activity” between him and Rebekah Caldwell Mason, 43, a longtime staffer, influential consultant and former Miss Alabama contender.

I dunno.  Rachel Maddow played the tapes last night and they were rather explicit about touching Ms. Mason’s ta-tas and patootie.

“You know what? When I stand behind you and I put my arms around you, and I put my hands on your breasts, and I put my hands on you (unintelligible) and pull you real close…Hey, I love that too, putting my hands under you.”

The two-term Republican governor later tells Mason: “I love you. I love to talk to you. I do…But baby, lemme tell you what we’re gonna have to do tonight: Start locking the door. If we’re gonna do what we did the other day, we’re gonna have to start locking the door.”

He’s a Baptist deacon in his spare time.

Texas, ya’ll.

Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller seems to think he’s only in charge of fertilizer.

Somebody really, really, needs to take away his social media accounts.

That ain’t real, you know.

The picture was taken at MIT in 2009.  It had an equation on it called the Navier-Stokes.

 The t-shirt is imprinted with the continuity equation and the Navier-Stokes equations (of motion) for incompressible flow. These are the equation governing fluid flow, omitting the energy equation. No closed form solution exists for the general case.

Sid got one thing right.  The President is laughing at him. Along with the rest of us.

Thanks to Lisbeth for the heads up.

If you’ve been living under a rock for the past 48 hours, I have to inform you of some very grim news:  Sarah Palin is the new Judge Judy.

Yeah, that’s something we need.  A woman who knows nothing about the law and whose family gets into brawls regularly and who obviously drinks a little too much and who can’t be understood in the English language and who has failed at every other teevee attempt to have a “reality” show.  Honey, she ain’t even in the same zip code as reality.

Personally, I think we should wait until the next president to decide if Sarah Palin can have a teevee show.

Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.

As you know, Ted Cruz is having himself a little fit about President Obama staying in Cuba instead of going to Brussels and personally shooting a Muslim.

Meanwhile, Cruz and Trump were threatening each other’s wives on Twitter.  Cruz’s people put a naked picture of Trump’s wife on Twitter and then Trump threatened to “spill the beans” on Cruz’s wife.

If President Obama had any respect for the people of Brussels, he would have left Cuba and headed to Twitter to blackmail his opponent’s wife.

Y’all, it’s getting bad when Glenn Beck is the standard of sanity in the Republican Party.

Jeb Bush endorsed Ted Cruz today.

Okay, here’s what you do.

Walk up to people all day and tell them, “I know this woman who lives in Texas and she says that she’d vote for Donald Trump eight days a week before she’d even think about voting for Ted Cruz.”

YELL IT, DAMMIT!

Ted Cruz is the most sincerely and deeply evil person on the planet.  He’s just one white cat short of being a Bond villain, y’all.  And I mean that.  He ain’t Cheney evil.  He’s Dr. Julius No evil.