Y’all, Donald Trump has started playing Born In The USA at his rallies just to taunt Ted Cruz.

Since Ted has zero sense of humor, this will get a rise out of him.

Then Ted can start playing Whip My Hair at his rallies.

Next thing you know, we have Battle of the Songs, which is probably a helluva lot more intellectual than the GOP debates.

Ohio.  Ohio, people.  Nothing ever happens in Ohio except Presidential campaigns and the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

But there’s a 24 year old store clerk who is certainly trying to help bring fame to Ohio.

Investigators don’t expect to seek criminal charges against a man who shot his friend in the head, Lorain police said Monday.

Police ruled the shooting that took place Friday afternoon inside Rudy’s Market on West 23rd Street an accident.

Police said the 25-year-old clerk was sitting behind the register when he pulled out a .45-caliber pistol to show to a 24-year-old friend sitting next to him.

The clerk was handling the gun when it went off and a bullet struck his friend in the head.

Don’t roll your eyes.  They didn’t charge Dick Cheney either.

Rarely do I agree with Fox News and their polls.

Okay, never do I agree with Fox News and their polls, but at least this one is interesting.

If you asked women which one they’d rather have dinner and a movie with, 100% of women would say Clinton and 100% of bimbos would say Trump.

Former East Texas congressman and liberal hero Good Time Charlie Wilson used to say he chose his secretarial pool by their bust size,“You can teach ’em to type, but you can’t teach ’em how to grow tits.”  There wasn’t a liberal woman in Texas who wouldn’t vote for Charlie.  We knew his faults, he admitted to most of them, but he voted right every damn time and that’s what matters.

Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think Donald trump has any damn business judging another’s man morals.

The House Freedom Caucus is so far off to the right that you have to circle around left to see them.

Couple that with this week being the sixth anniversary of Tom DeLay being found guilty in Austin courtroom of money laundering and conspiracy.

And then add the cherry on top of recycling being a good thing, and you have —

Juanita Jean followers will remember Buckham as the “preacher” who was DeLay’s bagman.  He was the first to set up what would become SuperPacs.  He and DeLay schemed their plan out of a DeeCee townhouse, raising “secret money” from the Russian oil executives to influence DeLay’s vote on including Russia in the IMF bailout.

Buckram used some of that money to pay for a trip to London for DeLay and his family, including golf at St. Andrews.

Buckham pimped his influence over DeLay with The Alexander Strategy Group, a lobbying firm. The money rolled it and then DeLay got his cut.

He’s baaaaaaaack.

He laid low for 5 years and is now ready to make a comeback to the world high finance politics.

DeLay is still free and trying to make a comeback. I’m sure it’s only a matter of time.

Old political bagmen never really go away, they just slither through time.

Thanks to Chloe for the heads up.

Y’all the revolutionary soldiers in Oregon have sent out another list of demands … uh, wish lists.

Just like the brave American men storming the beaches at Normandy and those taking Iwo Jima, these unflinching he-men are totally out of French Vanilla Creamer.

The horrors!  Revolution is hell, y’all.  Hannibal could not have crossed the Alps with his bath mats, shredded cheese, body wash, and Marlboro 100s Reds.

Dude, one thing; if you cannot shred your own damn cheese, you ain’t fierce.

And since both mayo and Miracle Whip are on the list, we see a division among the troops.

Yeehaw!

Texans can now open carry guns into Texas state mental hospitals.  Hell, child, even law enforcement checks their guns before they enter state mental hospitals.  Cops aren’t carrying in the hospital but Jim Bob and Rufus can go duck hunting out the windows of Ward D.

Visitors to one of Texas’ 10 state mental health hospitals will be allowed to openly carry weapons into the facilities, according to the Texas Department of State Health Services. Employees and patients will still be barred from bringing in weapons.

The majority of the patients in the hospitals are civilly-committed — not criminally — so most of the facilities don’t have armed security guards, though some do, said Mitchell, whose group monitors the state hospitals. Police officers entering the hospitals routinely do not bring in their firearms, she said.

Republicans claim that it is the duty of the state hospital to “ensure that the patients are not around dangerous weapons.”  Now how are the hospitals supposed to do that?  Chain gun toters to the entryway wall?

Hell, mental hospitals were the last refuge of safe places to be away from people with guns.

Check that off the list.