In case you were wondering, and I hope you weren’t, Rush Limbaugh weighed-in on Hillary Clinton’s testimony yesterday.  He said a lot, but these words stood out.

He described her response as being “like somebody took her off the meds.”

Rush Limbaugh. Meds.

Oh look at that, the Sardonic Sauce now comes by the ton.

by Primo Encarnación

Ixtapa. Acapulco. Manzanillo. Guadalajara. Puerto Vallarta. You might know some of these as ports-of-call on The Love Boat. In a few hours, however, Hurricane Patricia, the most powerful storm ever recorded in the history of the planet, is going to be making landfall there.

I’ve been to and loved all these places, at one time or another, during vacations that began when I was a kid, and that I carried on with my own children. 500-year-old Spanish architecture lies cheek-by-jowl with the most modern of hotels. Fishing fleets, commercial and vacation shipping, millions of tourists a year – all these are put at risk by a potential killer which sprang from a mild tropical storm to the most powerful category five ever in a 36-hour blink, thanks to a growing El Niño fueled by the warmest ocean temps on record.

The loss of life will probably be high, the loss of property enormous, the time to recover unforseeable, but in the meantime, the west coast in particular and all of Mexico in general will suffer a huge economic hit, as well. Which will inevitably, inexorably mean more refugees coming north to the US.

Climate change refugees.

Spare a thought or prayer for all the people about to suffer. Hunker down for the torrential rains that Patricia’s remnants will add to Texas’ woes.

Then fight to make sure every last jerkweed who contributed to this disaster  enabled mass murder, pays. And pays. And pays.

Remember when Dubya choked on popcorn?  Jeb! choked on fundraising.

Jeb Bush is shaking up his struggling presidential campaign, ordering across-the-board pay cuts, downsizing his headquarters staff, cutting ties with some consultants and refocusing his efforts on retail campaigning and on-the-ground organizing in the early voting states.

Here’s what I think.  Every time this happens, Mitt Romney puts on his dancing shoes.  There’s no way that party bosses are going to let Donald Trump or Ben Carson be the nominee.  Mark Rubio isn’t even ready to be vice president.  Carly Fiorina? Sober up, dude.

So I am pretty sure that Mitt is having daydreams of the GOP coming to him and begging him to run.  They’ll even promise to give him the weekends off to be with his family.

Thanks to chloe bear for the heads up.

Well, the Steeple People are a determined bunch and while I appreciate them saving me from the Illuminati and assorted devils, I think maybe there’s a limit, especially at Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

Four former security guards are suing G4S Secure Solutions for $3.5 million, claiming the international security company’s kiosk in a Gresham shopping center was run by a devoutly Christian supervisor who told employees their gay family members were going to hell, played videos about the Illuminati and warned that the security kiosk could be attacked by demons.

Her name is Sarah Houser.  When the guards complained about her referring to the security kiosk as “church,” covering the walls with Bible verses, they were fired.  They said Houser held prayer meetings and told them that gay people are going to hell.  I have no idea where she thinks Democrats are going but I suspect most of her demons at least vote Democratic.

Good news for demon magnets, though.  G4S Secure Solutions also has security teams at UK Foreign Commonwealth Office in Afghanistan and a Google Data Center.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

With all the gentility of a sledgehammer, Maine Governor Paul LePage revealed his Republican deep thoughts.

There is a ballot initiative for campaign finance reform expanding public financing of elections.  LePage opposes it.  Wanna know why?

“Now, the legislature is going to have to fund it,” LePage complained. “That’s like giving my wife my checkbook.”

“I’m telling you,” he continued. “It’s giving your wife your checkbook. Go spend.”

Cause you know how women just go nuts at the diamond store and the lace place.

Governor, don’t you think that maybe a better example of out-of-control would be to say, “Like sending the Governor to the milk shake shop”?

Twit.

Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.

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