Okay, here’s the deal.  This would be so great.

I think that when Fox News announces the top ten Republican candidates who made the debate cut, it should be done live on teevee and all 16 of the candidates should be present.

You know, like a game show.

“Scott Walker, Come On Down!  You have made the cut as one of the top ten.  Now you get to play Dungeons and Dopes with nine other contestants.”

I would watch that.

In this afternoon’s scam Super PAC edition, we have the charming boys and girls over at Freedom’s Defense Fund.

Not surprisingly, very little of the money they raise goes to defending freedom.  Unless by freedom, they mean their right to live in royal grandeur by ripping off people.

They brought in about $880,000.   They spend almost all of said monies on PAC vendors – who, I’m sure quite by accident – are the PACs creators.

There was only one beneficiary.

I would like to extend my deepest gratitude to Freedom’s Defense Fund on using all the money they raise for whiskey, fast cars, and women instead of giving it to Louie, which would be far more dangerous.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for finding this stuff.

Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen knows how I love to see Republicans waste their own money so he sent me a Monday morning delight.

Ole Rick Perry.

His Super PAC raised some money.  However, only 4 donations came from outside of Texas and one of those doesn’t even count.  Here’s why.

Marlene Ricketts sent him $10,000.  Whoop-te-doo.

She gave $4,900,000 to Scott Walker’s Super PAC, so basically she gave Perry the change in her couch just to be polite.

Last week, President Jimmy Carter called the current United States political system an “oligarchy” because of Citizens United and he’s right as rain about that.  However, if they keep pouring money into presidential candidates who don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning, this might be a self-correcting problem.

They say this was taken on the side of the road in East Texas.  I cannot prove it wasn’t.

The really sad part is that I can read it.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Sometimes I deeply enjoy watching people throw their money away.  You know, if they are Republicans.

Here you have one of those fake Ted Cruz PACs called “TAKE BACK DC ACTION”  And here’s a list of the fools who donated $77,544 to a fake PAC.

Write that down somewhere so if you ever need a list of fools, they’ve already prepared one for you.

And how do we know that it’s a fake PAC?  Not one dime went to an independent expenditure for Ted Cruz.  It all went to fundraising more money.

Isn’t that cool?  Republicans throwing their money away.

Keep up the good work, Boys.

According to damn good sources, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is being indicted on three felony charges on Monday.  He’s already been indicted but it won’t be announced until about noon on Monday.

He joins Tom DeLay and Rick Perry as the Three Crookateers.

He’s already claiming political retaliation.  What a jerk.

My article in Outsmart this month concerns Ken Paxton and Glen Maxey.  They didn’t indict him before press deadline.