I want to tell you about the residents of Farmersville, Texas, 3,000 of the meanest and most vicious sons of motherless goats on God’s green earth.
When Sweet Jesus comes back, he’s gonna personally send these jerks to the bowels of hell, a place they won’t find much different than Farmersville, Texas. Farmersville is dangerous close to Dallas.
Muslims want to use some undeveloped land in Farmerville for a Muslim cemetery. The people of Farmersville used to say that the only good Muslim is a dead Muslim, but it appears they have changed their minds about that. They don’t like the dead ones either.
This genius tell us why —
When somebody dies they bury them at that time. They don’t know whether they were shot, diseased or anything else. All they do is wrap them in a sheet from the grave and bury them,” Troy Gosnell told the local CBS station.
That, of course, is not true. Muslims bury their dead in caskets or vaults just like everybody else. But true ain’t a hot property in Farmersville.
Patricia Munroe voiced fears that local drinking water could be polluted.
“We used to grow onions here. We sure enough don’t want to be growing bodies,” said another resident, Mont Hendrick.
Thank you for that science lesson, Cletus.
Now since these Muslims are United States citizens and cannot be denied the right to a cemetery as long as they follow the laws of the damn State of Texas, the goofballs in Farmersville have a simple solution.
Perhaps the most over-the-top and, alas, widely disseminated remark was made by an old coot who was mercifully unidentified by the reporters to whom he spoke.
“Take and dump pigs’ blood and [plant] pigs’ heads on a post,” he said sagely, “and they won’t buy the land.”
Somebody please revoke his operators license for a brain.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
